#afireeyes

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Here's the thing, there's a cliff where the two people you care about the most are hanging out but you only have time to save one. What would you do? And yes. You have permission to be creative. I'm interested in seeing what strategy each and one of you will use.

“...Wait, who does this sadistic scenario apply to?” 

“Maybe everybody?” 

“Look, as long as I’m not hanging over the cliff, I’ll just use magic.” 

“Same.” 

“Yeah, same.” 

“We also have psychic powers to telekinetically lift our friends to safety.” 

“Yeah, that too.” 

“Nice.” 

“...Huh.” 

“Well, that was a lot less eventful than expected. Maybe if there were no magic or psychic users around, then that would be scarier?” 

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Oh. Don't mind me, I'm just here to remind you that Chesnaught has a pending conversation with Samurott.

“Hmm...I do need to get to that, but...not right away. Once we get home, I need time to rest. And then later, yeah, we should talk.” 

“...Why do I feel like I’m forgetting what it’s...ooohh...oh yeah...uh-oh.”

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Greninja, I think you should keep a watch on Delphox, not only because he's blind, but because of how it can affect him emotionally. Delphox is the type of person who doesn't like to feel useless. Too much "pity" could irritate him very easily.

“...By making me aware of it and drawing attention for concern, isn’t this post in and of itself a form of pity for Delphox?” 

“WHO’S PITYING ME?!”

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Plot twist: under all its fur, Delphox is very thicc

“Gods, I wish that were the case. But...working my body is gross.”

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Something I would like to see in the future of this story is a single chapter dedicated to Delphox sassing others.

“Gods, yes. Can we do that? We should absolutely do that.” 

“That’s exactly how we get everyone to stop reading.”

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I can't wait for Delphox to talk about Mienshao with Gardevoir :3

“Yes! I would love to talk about my two best friends, and share how much I love one to the other! And vice versa. And not at all about anything bad that would make either feel inadequate or-” 

“It’s ok, you can tell me how much he sucks at being a bestie.” 

“She means that she’s elated to hear about how nicely her precious ‘best friend’ position has been filled and how well she’s been replaced.” 

“You want to go? You want to do this here and now? Because I’m ready!” 

“Hmph.” 

“Gods, not again. Please, both of you, don’t fight! Especially not over me! Find someone else worth your time to fight over.” 

“Oh, it’s really about the best rank, not just about-” 

“Finish that thought and I’ll make sure he wins it.” 

“What?!” 

“Haha.” 

[medievalmon]

So Typhlosion x Obstagoon huh? I see that potential, a bad boy weasel and someone like Typhlosion can be very interesting, and they look good together.

“Geez, I don’t even get a character description there? Hmph. But anyway, I still don’t know of any Obstagoon personally, so, I wouldn’t have a clue what being with one might be like.”

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“...” 

“Are you ever going to be done with this?”