#ask haro

[harostar]

in retrospect Deadpool & Wolverine making a billion was the leading indicator Trump would win

What makes you say that, Anon?

[imhereformysciencefriends]

for my ask meme, Equius and Rose ^U^ and a third of your pick, if you'd like x

Equius!!! :D

HEADCANONS

Sexual orientation: Pansexual

Romantic orientation: Panromantic

Gender identification: Male

Are they Polyamorous? (y/n): nope!

Racial/Ethnic/Cultural background (if non-human, then their background in humanstuck): I usually default to Native American or black, but when class/race stuff is a thing I think of him as white with dark brown hair.

Languages spoken: Alternian/English, Sioux (if Native American), German (if black or white)

Religion (if applicable): idk man

Other: Long ass hair. Like to his ass. In dreads or braids for humanstuck.

SHIPS

Your OTP with this character: Nepeta Leijon

Your NOTP with this character: I’m really not fond of shipping him with Vriska. Like really not fond. I can sorta see where it’s coming from but I don’t like it. Also, Aurthour, that’s just gross man

Any OT(insert number)s?: Nope!

Your BroTP with this character: I like to think that Equius would be great friends with John and/or Dave

A crackpair you like featuring this character: Ohgosh uh, literally everyone? Is Feferi considered a crackpair? Kurloz? Like if a person exists I probably ship it (not the Serkets tho)

OPINIONS

Favourite 3 things about this character: WHERE DO I START okay so I love that he’s hella smart. Like, build prosthetic limbs that function like normal body parts smart. Like hook up a pair of metallic legs to a person’s brain smart. Like build an entire, functional body smart.I love that he’s a socially inept dumbass that has no concept of how to actually make friends and doesn’t know how to just walk up and say “Hi can I join” so he just stands in the corner and stares like a creep.I love that he’s hella protective of his loved ones and will literally help p much anyone out on a dime. Crazy neighbor get herself justifiably blown to bits? Fixing it now. Lowblood (that tradition dictates should be distasteful) in need of new legs? On it. Even lowerblood need a whole new fucking body? You got it. Bestie wants to play a game that the crazy spider neighbor brings home dead bodies from? Nope, no way, not happening. Like Equius is one of the most kindhearted characters in the whole thing and he’s just really dumb and awkward and awful at it and I love that asshole so fucking much.

Least favourite 3 things about this character: He’s a dumbass. Like, no, that’s not how you peopleTrying to force his feelings on Aradia. What are you, a 13 year old white boy? (he’s totally the Alternian equivalent of a 13y white boy)(Him and Eridan omfg)I think I’m mad at him for dying. I know he was terrified out of his fucking MIND and he had the whole deer-in-headlights thing going on (hoofbeast in headlights, heh) but I still think I’m mad at him. It’s not fair and in reality it’s totally not his fault but I’m mad at him anyway

How much you like this character on a scale of 1-10: 150

Would you date this character (which quadrant): Hearts. Flush. Matespritism. Pity. Love. The upper left quadrant. Fuck yeah.

The most interesting thing about this character is: His hair. And his horn. And his strength, and intellect, and kindness, and social incapability and why are you asking me this I am obviously not a good person to choose ONE THING about my precious alien horse nerd.

MISC

A song that describes this character: Regina Spektor’s “Blue Lips” comes to mind immediately but I think it’s more “Heavy in Your Arms” by Florence and the Machine

A character from another book/film/series/webcomic etc that you think would get along well with this character: I haven’t seen enough Teen Wolf to be certain of this yet but Derek Hales seems like a compatible friend. Bad social skills. Bad decisions. The like. I also think he’d be head over heels in love with Max from Maximum Ride (which is doing things to my feels because she is obvs in love with Fang so he’d just get rejected AGAIN)

What would you do if you woke up to see this character sitting on the end of your bed covered in blood that isn’t theirs?: Well first of all I can’t imagine Equius would actually kill someone unless he was defending a loved one/member of his cohort. Second of all I’d probably scream just on instinct. Third of all I’d probably try and help and attempt to call Nepeta cuz the guy would be a wreck.

Do you think that you could beat them in a fight?: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA a verbal one, sure. Physical? HA. HAHAHA. HA. I’M DYING FROM ALL OF THIS LAUGHTER OVER HERE.

This character has a rebellious phase, what do they do to remodel themselves?: I’m gonna die if I think about that too long.OKay so idea #1: he wears red, like, a shit ton of it. Bright candy red and deep rusty red and he just coats himself in it like that really pretty girl in the intricate dress I’ve seen floating around Tumblr lately. He drapes red and silver jewelry from his horns and wrists and neck and gets a different pair of shades with dumbass wings on them and red beads connecting the two arms. The only thing that isn’t red is his symbol, proud and blue on his chest.#2: He shaves the sides of his head but leaves everything on top untouched. Ponytails ftw. He goes around in a strapless cami and a giantass skirt and platform boots with metal on the toes. He wears armguards that are intricate and olive green#3 Mother.Fuckin.Piercings. Literally everywhere that a hole can be placed in his body there is a hole and a matching piece of metal with. Twenty in each ear. Septum and both sides of his nose. All along his mouth. Eyebrows. Pectorals. Grubscars (damn son), Probably in his bulge too, a giantass piece of silver metal with colored stones on both sides that can be changed according to quadrant members. A green diamond made out of studs in his shoulder. Or maybe the diamond goes along his spine? Fuck yeah.

What’s their favourite way to spend the holidays and/or Summer?: Talk to Nepeta and flirt with Gamzee (and fail at flirting with Gamzee). Maybe make a few extra robots so he can beat the shit out of them in quick succession. Practice archery. Cool, b100b100d stuff.

Do you think that you would be their favourite character if you were in a book/movie/webcomic/series etc that they liked?: *high pitched whining* Probably not. I’m, like, super lame.

Rose!!! 

HEADCANONS

Sexual orientation: Contrary to popular opinion, I think she’s bi.

Romantic orientation: Also bi

Gender identification: Female

Are they Polyamorous? (y/n): Nope!

Racial/Ethnic/Cultural background (if non-human, then their background in humanstuck): I like the idea of her being whitey mcwhiteson. Pale and ghostly and vampire and dweeby teen gothic.

Languages spoken: English and festertongues.

Religion (if applicable): idk

Other: I like to think that Rose is actually really, really expressive. Like holy shit I can read you like a fucking book expressive. It’s why she likes talking to her internet pals so much, it’s way easier to keep her aloof, faintly brooding psychiatrist look when people can’t actually SEE you

SHIPS

Your OTP with this character: Kanayaaaaaa

Your NOTP with this character: idk man I ship a lot of things. I guess no romantic relationships with Mom Lalonde or Roxy. Or Dave. Yeah any of her family members in a romantic relationship creeps me the fuck out.

Any OT(insert number)s?: Nope

Your BroTP with this character: Well there’s Dave, obviously. How can you NOT BroTP that. Roxy, also. I also like her and Jade’s friendship.

A crackpair you like featuring this character: GHB/Rose. Don’t even ask.

OPINIONS

Favourite 3 things about this character: I like that she’s sentimental while totally acting like she’s not sentimental. No, no, I just knitted you this thing entirely as a side thing John. Why would you ever think I poured my heart and soul into this gift. She’s like a fucking cat.Have you SEEN her? Total babe.I liked her spiral into drinking, as bad as that sounds. Not because I’m happy shit happened to her, but because it made her more real to me. She’s, like, a kid, who misses her mom, and is dealing with the situation poorly. And I like that about her.

Least favourite 3 things about this character: I think sometimes she thinks she’s smarter than her friends and tries to take control of the situation.Kanaya had/has a problem too and Rose was too blind to see it.Sometimes she seems too perfect. Like I love her and she’s amazing, but I just….

How much you like this character on a scale of 1-10: Probably an 8

Would you date this character (which quadrant): Nah.

The most interesting thing about this character is: She’s fucking hilarious. 

MISC

A song that describes this character: Idk “Mama” by My Chemical Romance is all that I’m capable of thinking of right now

A character from another book/film/series/webcomic etc that you think would get along well with this character: Princess Nehemia from “Throne of Glass” by Sarah J. Maas.

What would you do if you woke up to see this character sitting on the end of your bed covered in blood that isn’t theirs?: 1. How would I know all humans bleed the same color 2. scream. On reflex. What the fuck else would I even do in that situation that is creepy enough not to mention she’d have to have climbed up the fucking ladder because I sleep in a fucking loft bed 3. Probably either perish on sight or try and help (provided I knew it was Rose)

Do you think that you could beat them in a fight?: Nope.

This character has a rebellious phase, what do they do to remodel themselves?: Wear everything pink and girly and wizardy just to piss her mother off- I mean. Well. Yeah. She kinda. Uh. In canon. Anyway.Probably ride motorcycles and wear black leather and pick up chicks and get drunk.

What’s their favourite way to spend the holidays and/or Summer?: Read a book, talk to friends, write, maybe antagonize her mother if she’s feeling spritely.

Do you think that you would be their favourite character if you were in a book/movie/webcomic/series etc that they liked?: *muffled sobbing* Not a chance. I am far too lame.

I don’t really feel like doing a third, thanks love. But thank you for the ask!!!