guess who won the sexiest Amrev twink competition? ;)
-@ask-a-ham
It’s only because I chose not to unleash the power of the turn fandom 😒 shove a flagpole up your ass

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guess who won the sexiest Amrev twink competition? ;)
-@ask-a-ham
It’s only because I chose not to unleash the power of the turn fandom 😒 shove a flagpole up your ass
I miss my husband. 😔.
Woodhull, I come with urgent news that you should be made aware of as soon as possible.
Major John André knows that somebody of the initials “A.W” is in the spy ring. You must never confront André if you do not need to. If you ever were to see him, and if he were to learn your name, I am certain he would figure it out.
Good news is, he thinks you are a woman. So all hope is not lost yet.
Mr. Townsend has told André a concerning amount of information, so please, be cautious for the foreseeable future.
Also, Major Tallmadge is in New York. So if you could help hide him from the Redcoats, that would be appreciated.
-@ask-general-georgewashington
Sir, do not worry, I will keep my identity hidden from both André and his band of Redcoats. Thanks for informing me, though, I’ll make sure to keep that in mind. I note that he must be undermining my skills since he thinks I’m a woman, so he won’t know what’s coming for him.
— Culper Sr.
Robert: John cries during sex
Peggy: yeah he does
Benedict: can confirm
Philomena: it’s happened before
Benedict had woken up at the break of dawn as usual. Only today he’d spent almost the entire morning in front of the mirror, prodding at his teeth as if they could be pushed into place if he tried hard enough.
(@ask-benedict-arnold)
John awoke sometime later, rubbing his eyes and rolling over dangerously close to the edge of the bed. “‘Morning Benny,” he yawned, slightly surprised to see Benedict still in the room.
i am going to CHOMP you
not in the sexy way, minus the hearts ^
BALAKRHWJJSJWJSJRHSJWJSJFBJSKS
Cannibalism…? I’m just slightly concerned. Is there a reason for this?
I don’t like you
and leave my lovely tallmadge alone ☹️
-N.Hale
This is unprovoked what did I even do ☹️🖕
okay okay guys listen up if John was Henry VIII in this universe
Catherine of Aragon = Philomena Cheer
Anne Boleyn = Peggy Shippen
Jane Seymour = Benedict Arnold (the whole ‘and no it isn’t fair’ part of heart of stone was what spurred this on)
Anna of Cleves = Theodosia Prevost
Katherine Howard = Robert Shurtliff
Catherine Parr = Honora Sneyd (very fitting bc she’s got her whole ass story as a writer)
I’m obligated to do this for every hoe character