#ask judith

[sisterjudith]

Tour is finally over...

I can finally get some sleep in a comfortable bed.

[sisterjudith]

Sister judith, do not believe a word that new York city sewer rat is saying about me. He is spreading lies about me because I am so much hotter and charismatic than him.

Mhm? You’re sure??

You’re sounding a little insecure here, Frater, I might need someone better to fill me in on this…

[sisterjudith]

I’m going to leave bugs in your bed.

Get out of this ministry, it is not your place. I don’t trust you, spy. Stay away from Papa.

- @ask-pandinus-ghoul 🦂

IM NOT EVEN IN THE MINISTRY RIGHT NOW. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???

Let me rest for once, please.

[sisterjudith]

Here are two things I learned on this tour:

1. Don’t go into the band’s green room after high energy shows

2. Don’t go into any unlabeled rooms after any shows.

Trust me. This is all from experience.

[sisterjudith]

Oh calm down. You have it easy on tour! You’ve got your basic human body that only needs to eat and drink. MY GILLS BURN BECAUSE THEY’RE SO DRY AND SWISS KEEPS BITING ME. At least your bunk is further away from these beasts…

I may not be a ghoul, but I am a ROADIE, and you are a BAND MEMBER. Everything is basically handed to you, the only person doing all the work for the band is Papa because he’s the boss around here.

I don’t have gills, but I am VERY STRESSED. First time being on the road— BRING ME BACK HOME!

[sisterjudith]

Don't let the tour fool you. The tour bus is so cramped.

This feels like a slightly upgraded prison. Does anyone have ideas on excuses why I can go back to the ministry? I am NOT breaking something like.. Dew..? Is that the ghouls name?..

[sisterjudith]

I've heard Frater has beef with V.

Someone fill me in for what I've missed so far, please. I'm so bored..

[sisterjudith]

V keeps trying to bite me. And that guy’s teeth are SHARP. I’m starting to wonder if he’s not fully human…

wouldn’t surprise me, to be honest.