#ask korvo

[burntvoldemort]

Korvo! I was visiting a grave of one of my relatives and their ghost came up saying they hope you return. What does this mean? o.o

[burntvoldemort]

I am not asking to be adopted but, I what about peace and friendship? You’re all awesome. :)

"That would be a first... I won't stop you if you want to give us a greeting gift, though. Seriously, we haven't received a single greeting gift since our arrival! Of course I'm not saying I'm entitled to one- I-I'm just saying... it's not a great first contact for your species."

[burntvoldemort]

You guys know about the Irkens ? They're like tall and shiz

"Tall?? Look at this thing! Make no mistake, earthling; I've heard from alien transmissions that this species is extremely invasive! Sounds like a pest of you ask me. Luckily I own many insecticides."

[burntvoldemort]

Wow Korvo, It’s really a shame no one is telling you how to change your user name. I can gladly help you. click the drop down that shows your blogs then- *static transmission interrupted*

“HUMAN I BEG YOU-”

[burntvoldemort]

You and Terry like cuddling in bed at night ;) ?

"Well, we cannot regulate our body temperature as well as mammals, so we do stick together on cold nights.... Also when one of us is upset and in need of physical contact. And sometimes when Terry takes up too much space... But you wouldn't get it! It's complicated."

[burntvoldemort]

Hey Kooooorvyyyy~~ How are the holidays treating ya?

“Just look at my new robe!! It’s made with the absolute finest silk and the most intricate embroidered details!! This is truly the finest of Earth fabric.

...not as good as my Shlorpian-crafted robe though, of course.”

[burntvoldemort]

Have you bought Terry and the Replicants any presents for Xmas yet?

"The manual for the Nintendo Switch, the manual for the TV, the manual for the shower, the manual for the barbecue grill... Now they'll know how to properly use these devices and all their features! We're gonna have an amusing night."

[burntvoldemort]

KORVO! I have a serious question for you. I need Shlorpian knowledge on this. Cause I'm sure that Shlorpians deal with this too, but handle it much better than Humans do. What's the best way to get rid of bugs? They practically eat me in my sleep. Only when I sleep... sometimes during the day, but most happens when I go to bed. I hate those little things. I hope you have a good day.

“Don't let their sluggish appearance fool you; they are quick, with hunter reflexes. However, assuming you're probably unable to get hands on your very own pupa, you should try injecting poison into your veins! make yourself inedible! Plants do it, and you should too.”