My name's Korvo. This is my ask blog. I hate Earth

Social medias are stupid. What's the point of actively sharing every detail of your life, if you're eventually going to complain about the lack of privacy?? Anyway, ask me anything. I'll be glad to educate you about our alien ways, and our most valuable Shlorpian culture.

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Hiatus

We are sorry to announce that Korvo won't be responding for a while. Mod Pizza's mental health has been deteriorating, and we made the decision to focus on getting better.

Ask box will be closed, but we hope to return soon once things are better. Thank you for understanding.

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we’re still on hiatus but I just wanna say that korvo is a slut for Chipotle and no one can tell me otherwise

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Yumyulack and Jesse: Father what’s for dinner?

Terry: Honey, I’m serving looks tonight!

Yumyulack and Jesse: Father we haven’t eaten in three days

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The Pupa: Trade offer. I receive a harry potter whistle. You receive memories of your dead relatives.

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Hey!! we’re still on hiatus, but I wanted to share some of the silly junk I drew in between recovery . Hopefully we’ll come back soon, we love this blog so much and everyone who supports it ^^

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Yumyulack's suit when the neonazis start actin up

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Do you give greeting gifts to aliens on your planet?

"No. Why would we do that? We're not a charity."

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I am not asking to be adopted but, I what about peace and friendship? You’re all awesome. :)

"That would be a first... I won't stop you if you want to give us a greeting gift, though. Seriously, we haven't received a single greeting gift since our arrival! Of course I'm not saying I'm entitled to one- I-I'm just saying... it's not a great first contact for your species."

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double bonk

"I don't like that. I don't know what it means but I don't like it so stop that."

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Korvo, you're a style icon. But where can I find a good robe on earth? (Also I love your art style mun, I hope you have a lovely time of day 🌻)

''Why, thank you very much! I'm always happy to meet a human capable of appreciating Shlorp's exceptional craftsmanship! Sadly, it can't be replicated anywhere on Earth, obviously. However, I think some of the robes in the Harry Potter movies were quite decent... You should go to a wizard shop! The Harry Potter movies were a documentary, yes? Don't worry, I can fool them into thinking I'm not a muggle thanks to my experience as a magician. They'll let me in.''

(AAh thank you so much!! ;_;      -mod pizza)

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What is your blood type? Did Shlorpians have a blood types? Your blood made of hemocyanin or chlorophyll?

So many questions!

"Actually, I think you can say we have two types of blood at once! Xylem sap and Phloem sap.

Whether or not my sap is compatible with another Shlorpian's sap would depend of our ancestry, since there are many Shlorpian variants.

Terry is, not compatible with me."

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Conformity is LAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!!!!!!!!

“TERRY!! I know that’s you!!”

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Korvo! I was visiting a grave of one of my relatives and their ghost came up saying they hope you return. What does this mean? o.o

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You guys know about the Irkens ? They're like tall and shiz

"Tall?? Look at this thing! Make no mistake, earthling; I've heard from alien transmissions that this species is extremely invasive! Sounds like a pest of you ask me. Luckily I own many insecticides."

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[dumbledoreofficial]

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Do you and Terry ever play pranks on each other?

"He calls it pranks.

I call it war."