#ask lisa

[captainsy-cookiemonster]

Our Home Land! Garlic Lover Country. What would the flag be? Peeled or unpeeled garlic?

Heart shaped garlic confit!

Oooo or what about that Pokémon that looks like garlic. Probably copywrited but. Still.

I vote bulbasaur.

Bulbasaur is the official mascot!!

This is the flag😂

[captainsy-cookiemonster]

Hell yeah!!!

If only they weren't such a bitch to peel

[captainsy-cookiemonster]

🧚🏻‍♀️✨Bippity boppity bow chicka wow oww! You’ve been visited by the Shameless Hoe Fairy, and now you must share a thirsty thot about one of your favorite fictional babes. Go on and spread those shameless hoe vibes and your legs

Ooof, I've been thinking about a few things lately. One of that is sleepy jetlag boat sex with Will.

Like...

He takes me you to his annual family boat vacation for the first time and you are offered to sleep out your jetlag under deck. There are only small bunk beds, kinda, so you squeeze into one, cuddled together despite the Mediterranean heat, because you need to be close to each other.

Scratch that. You're needy. So needy. It starts with little kisses all over your neck and shoulder, but soon turns into something more steamy. You have to be sneaky tho. No actually, you shouldn't be doing that at all. His family is right there. You could easily get caught. That would ruin their first impression of you entirely!

And you're really exhausted and tired from the 10+ hour flight. You should be sleeping. You're so damn tired. So tired that while you're riding him slowly, first he dozed off, and then you do too, with his cock still deep and hard inside you.

And a few hours later you wake up to him hard again, nudging at you from behind, grabbing your ankle and shoving it up so your knee is bent and you're half on your side, half on your stomach, before he enters you and fucks you slowly, while the waves slowly rock you.

Yeah... 😰😰

[captainsy-cookiemonster]

Dear god I want that chonky man to grip my hips and fuck up into me. Like yes sir fucking ruin me. Turn me into a whimpering mess. Keep going even when I try to squirm away

Yes. I have nothing to add. You are right nonie 💕 you are absolutely right.

Thinking about this man

And this

And this one too

And of course this man

[captainsy-cookiemonster]

HUSBAND MOODBOARD! PLS! Colors: Black and crimson. I am a whore today.

HERE'S YOUR HUSBAND, BABE! I hope you like it @littlefreya!! ❤️🖤

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[captainsy-cookiemonster]

Sometimes i imagine dating young henry, like in his 20, like that interview video in 2003.

Im pretty sure he will be very sweet and we both would be so innocent to every new things

(Ofc when i mean "dating in his 20" it means me rn and him in his 20 yo self, cause if its me in 2003 then...im a non talking baby, but sure i'd still love a handsome hunk!)

Haha i get what you mean. If it was 2003 I'd be 3 years old😂

And gosh! The stuff I've seen, he was so dorky and careless it's adorable (he's definitely more professional now, not that it's bad, but that bts little red riding hood stuff? 🥺)

And his cuuuuurrls!!! 🥺🥺

Gah!!! They stopped making boys like that🥺😭

Just lemme steal that hoodie!! 🥺

[captainsy-cookiemonster]

This photo has been living in my mind ✨rent free✨ all day. Even with the horrible suit.

Pssshhhh, I love that suit!!!

His hair, the concentration on his face, his hands, the way the poor fabric is stretching.

President Walker??? 👀👀 @infinite-shite

😳🥴✨

[captainsy-cookiemonster]

Are you Henrey's private Tumblr detective?

Shhhhhh, don't tell anyone, nonie 🤫🤫🤫 I can't let my cover be blown🤫🤫🤫

But no, I'm not. I'm just as shook as everybody else😂 trust me, I'm stressing rn😳 did he see my post?? 😳😳