#ask mahito

[the-true-human-mahito]

Mahito. In honor of pride month. I dub thee...

PANSEXUAL

Have fun :3

Pan-sexual??! Hmm… I do like pans~!!

Look!! A human has declared me as a pansexual~!!

[selfembodimentofmahito]

What do you to have a soft and shinny hair like yours? I wanna braid it!

Why, thank you! I just use a treatment made of the tears of cursed humans and rose water once a week. Also, the fino hair mask that I found in my human acquaintance’s bathroom.

I’ve never had my hair braided before, so go right ahead at your own discretion!

[the-true-human-mahito]

mahito how do i stop missing my ex

Aim training~! You’ll hit your target then.

[the-true-human-mahito]

…oh. You. I didn't know you had one of these too, heehee~! What DO you even do on this? ( @miracle-darling )

Oh. It’s you… You tried to kill Hanami, that wasn’t very cash money of you…

I will curse you to the end, and not in a fun way!

Hehehe!! I’m just messing with you. You and curses are not too far off, hating each other is humanity’s true nature after all.

Oh!! Care to see what I do here? Come take a selfie with me~!! C’mon, you know you wanna! We can do a silly pose even~

[the-true-human-mahito]

gives you a lobster. as a gift

A lobster?!!! Thank you human~!! I’m gonna name him Yuuhan~!

Dagoooon~! Come meet your little brother~!!

[the-true-human-mahito]

Mahito. Do you know about the human menstrual cycle?

Yup!! It’s a fascinating read!

Can you believe only the female humans experience it??

[the-true-human-mahito]

Can curses purr?

I was about to go to sleep but this was more important. I need to know.

Is it like. A case-by-case thing? Can none of them purr? Can ALL of them purr? Can you?

Is it more like tigers chuffing?

Hehehe, a good question, human~

Indeed, it’s a case by case thingy. Us curses are born from your fears and anguish, so it depends! A cursed born from humanity’s fear of cats theoretical could—I’m special in that sense~ I can transfigure my soul to purr if I wish.

I dunno know what chuffing is, but sure!!

[the-true-human-mahito]

You better have been behaving, Mahito. Don't make me put you in air jail.

- @hanami-speaks-for-the-trees

HANAMI!!! HI!!

Define “behaving.” We’re curses after all, shouldn’t we bring havoc upon the human race~

oh— ignore those transfigured humans… they were already like that.