#ask marinette

[the-mewspaper]

Do you think Ladybug and Chat Noir's hero clothes are thermic? I mean, I know cats hate water (most of them) and can get sick pretty easily because of drastic weather changes, so I wonder if Chat is alright having to fight akumas during winter... I worry for his health.

If you’re asking me to speculate on how hot Chat Noir is, I’m not falling for it. Did he put you up to this? I told him my ‘all that black leather’ comment was a joke and now he NEVER lets me live it down!! 

I’m sure he’s warm either way, though. All that running and jumping and fighting evil, you know? Plus he’s at least 50% full of hot air, so I’m sure he’s fine.

Maybe I should make him a scarf or something... or some kitten mittens... hmmm

[ask--team-miraculous]

Marinette: You are all very sweet. Chat Noir does mean a lot to me, and the two of us have grown much closer as friends, but our relationship is entirely platonic. 

CN: Marinette is one of the most important people in my life. She didn’t think less of me for rejecting her confession, and I’m really thankful she’s still my friend. 

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Buy the artist a coffee??? 

[the-mewspaper]

What anime characters do you like that go NYAN NYAN a lot?

Is poptart cat an anime?

[the-mewspaper]

How often does Chat flirt with you?

Look, maybe it’s not my place to share this, but...

Chat has a rare condition where instead of exhaling air (like a normal person), he exhales cheesy pickup lines. There’s currently no cure.

We’re working on an ice-bucket style challenge to help research this rare disease as we speak. Maybe we’ll start a Kickstarter

[the-mewspaper]

Opinion on Chat Noir: Super-Fly Superhero? Or Flirtatious Dorky Noodle?

[the-mewspaper]

what if chat noir was hawk moth

what if the real hawkmoth was the friends we made along the way

[the-mewspaper]

Hey did you enjoy being saved by Chat Noir during your date with Evillustrator?

Yes I did very much but oops looks like you accidentally switched that around b/c I’m pretty sure you meant “did you enjoy saving Chat Noir”. 

Also it wasn’t a date.

It was a birthday party.

......everyone else was just late.

[the-mewspaper]

Don't you think it's dangerous that Chat Noir has the power to destroy or kill anything he touches? Like no offence, but I don't blame most of Paris for having more faith in Ladybug cause it's not like her power will straight up murder anyone.

But Ladybug depends on that power, since she doesn’t have anything like it; and her power in turn undoes any damage that Chat’s power did. They work in perfect compliment to one another. I’m sure Ladybug would say the same thing.