#ask max

[mellomadness]

So question has Michael taught Gregory any bad words in your au?

he grew up on the streets, and it definitely shows

[mbumblebuzz]

mmmeooow :3

awuff!

[sunwarmed-ash]

Hey, babe! 😚

Nosy asks! 2, 10, 31, 38

Hey cutie!!!!!

2. Shoe size

Child size lol I got Bby feets

10. Want piercings?????

yesssss like 5. Eyebrow, titties, double nostril and triples on my ears

31. Last text sent, cat on my back ahaha

38. Childhood career choice

I was gonna be a CSI forensic scientist

[stuffmetothemax]

if u had to choose one girl from tumblr to have a spicy meeting with

Like how spicy are we talking? Cause Im fine with sriracha spicy🤷🏻‍♂️

Nah but tbh idk. First of all, everybody I talk to is hot (shoutout to my moots). But I also dont really like spicy meetings. Im more of a "lemme love you till we die" type. Not a fan of ons sorry🤷🏻‍♂️

[star-jagerman]

Uh, hey it's Cal. I was wondering if you maybe wanted to hang out sometime? I really need friends that I don't work with.

-@calaverage

Oh ya! We can hang out now

Let me just like get out of my cocoon

[max-jagerman-asks]

Do you have a best friend?

……uh Ya! It’s uh Kyle and Jason of course. I mean they’re more like fucking lap dogs but still, that’s all I need.

Who need best friends when you have followers and people who will bend to your will like the little bitches they are.

[star-nerd-jman]

Maxi...I thibnk ima throw up....

If you throw up in my car then I’m making you walk home.

Max pulls to the side of the road. He gets out and runs around to Richie’s side, opening the door and unbuckling him

Come on.

[ink-and-dagger]

Hey Max! If you were to design an elegant outfit for Astrid, what would it look like? 👀

An elegant outfit you say? Perhaps the sort of thing one might wear to a Gala in Piltover? Oh Honey, how did you know that I’ve been just dying to whip up this particular design?

To start, she'd undoubtedly be attending such an event on Silco's arm, and so it would be key to tie their outfits together – but in a way that still leaves room for individual style and expression.

Astrid has a gorgeous hourglass figure that just begs for a fit and flare silhouette. I adore using silk for floor-length gowns because of the way the fabric drapes and moves like water. The effect is simply ethereal. Astrid is also well known for her signature cut-outs, so of course I have to incorporate these infamous features into an evening look.

Now, I'm not the kind of designer that feels the need to incorporate political messages into every piece of art I create. But seeing as Astrid would very much be representing the Undercity at such an event, I have included just a few particular elements.

The shade of black I've choosen is the same as I use for Silco's suits. It's called coal. Which of course is a subtle nod to the mining industry.

The burgundy silk lining also matches with the panels of Silco's coat, and I would weave in a very subtle maroon pinstripe as an ode to classic Zaun fashion.

Gold trimmings along the seams to match Silco's famous waistcoat.

Then we come to the show stopping open back. My inspiration for this comes from the beautiful stained windows you find all throughout the Undercity – of course also known to many as the City of Iron and Glass.

Between Astrid's shoulders I've placed a delicate, iron framework rendering of Silco's sigil. Flowing down from which we have several lengths of threaded glass beads which reconnect to the dress at various points and give a luminous, body-jewellery effect.

And there is one more detail that I feel is worth mentioning...

You may notice that some of the gold accents could almost resemble rays of sunlight. This is specifically because of something Silco said to me in private not so long ago, whilst being measured for fresh shirts.

I had referred to Astrid off-handedly as the Lady of Zaun. To which Silco had responded:

"She is an entity all of her own. If I am the Eye of Zaun, then surely she is the Light by which I see."

So there we have it. A gown, fit for the Light of Zaun.