Max Jägerman

Everyone on this app is a bunch of nerds. He/Her (Kill count:6 Death count: 2)

[max-jagerman-asks]

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Don’t tell the nerds that I have an account. Don’t need a bunch of bitches knowing I’m here. Send me ask, ya losers

(This is a rp/asks blog. This is a secondary account so I can’t actually follow or like anyone. I don’t have a set timeline either.

For sake of character Max is gonna be an asshole, a very confusing asshole.

NSFW jokes and such are fine but please don’t request anything nsfw or try and interact in that way. Max may make jokes or slight comments like that but that’s all those are and I do not feel comfortable interacting in that way

My actual main blog is @SleepingInPanic)

[max-jagerman-asks]

Hello Max! Can Timmy and I come out of the Mac and Cheese now?

@princess-kyra-of-the-black

Are you also in the Mac and Cheese?. Yes, yes you can.

[princess-kyra-of-the-black]

But the pot is REALLY big

[max-jagerman-asks]

Do you need a latter?

[princess-kyra-of-the-black]

Yes please!

[max-jagerman-asks]

Ok give me a second.

Max goes and finds a latter big enough then places it so they can get out of the pot.

There ya go

[max-jagerman-asks]

Hello Max! Can Timmy and I come out of the Mac and Cheese now?

@princess-kyra-of-the-black

Are you also in the Mac and Cheese?. Yes, yes you can.

[princess-kyra-of-the-black]

But the pot is REALLY big

[max-jagerman-asks]

Do you need a latter?

[max-jagerman-asks]

M-Max.... Sorry to bother you.... Um- the anons put me in a large pot of mac 'n cheese and I can't get out-

-@theonewhogivesgooddreams

I cannot save you now.

[theonewhogivesgooddreams]

Max what does that mean!?

[max-jagerman-asks]

Goodbye Timmy.

[jagermanout]

Dude are you seriously leaving your brother to die in Mac and Cheese.

[max-jagerman-asks]

First off are you another me??? How many Mes are there

Second I’m guessing you don’t know about the soup.

Third no. If he was in any actual danger then I would save him.

[jagermanout]

Look the prick put me in a nightmare once I'm doing him a favour by talking to you

[max-jagerman-asks]

Ohhhh ya I remember that. Sorry about that?

But ya I’m not actually gonna leave him to die.

[max-jagerman-asks]

Hello Max! Can Timmy and I come out of the Mac and Cheese now?

@princess-kyra-of-the-black

Are you also in the Mac and Cheese?. Yes, yes you can.

[max-jagerman-asks]

M-Max.... Sorry to bother you.... Um- the anons put me in a large pot of mac 'n cheese and I can't get out-

-@theonewhogivesgooddreams

I cannot save you now.

[theonewhogivesgooddreams]

Max what does that mean!?

[max-jagerman-asks]

Goodbye Timmy.

[jagermanout]

Dude are you seriously leaving your brother to die in Mac and Cheese.

[max-jagerman-asks]

First off are you another me??? How many Mes are there

Second I’m guessing you don’t know about the soup.

Third no. If he was in any actual danger then I would save him.

[max-jagerman-asks]

And you've decided to let him die in pasta because you're a whiny little bitch.

-🧀

Oh my god, it was a joke. He’s not actually gonna die in the pasta.

I’m just sick of being shoved into foods.

[max-jagerman-asks]

Why are you even putting up with him? He's crashing in your house all because he can't stop being a sad fuck.

-🧀

Can you like stop bullying my little brother? Like your being a bitch

[max-jagerman-asks]

I'll call your brother a bitch a I want. He was a bitch about Jordan. He was a bitch about his human half. He was a bitch about losing his sister. And now he's a bitch about being in a pot of mac 'n cheese.

-🧀

Fuck you man

[max-jagerman-asks]

This is annoy now your brother's being a depressed little bitch about this

-🧀

What did ya expect?

Also don’t call my brother a bitch

[max-jagerman-asks]

What if Timmy gets lonely in the Mac 'n Cheese? You really gonna do that to him after he's already been feeling alone?

-🧀

Fuck you. I’m not going back in the cheese.

[max-jagerman-asks]

JUST GO IN THE PASTA AND RETRIEVE YOUR BROTHER!

HE CAN DIE IN THE PASTA I AM NOT GOING BACK

[max-jagerman-asks]

[Anon sets up a trapdoor that leads to the mac and cheese and shoves max on top]

NO. I REFUSE.

[Max catches himself and side steps anon.]

[max-jagerman-asks]

M-Max.... Sorry to bother you.... Um- the anons put me in a large pot of mac 'n cheese and I can't get out-

-@theonewhogivesgooddreams

I cannot save you now.

[theonewhogivesgooddreams]

Max what does that mean!?

[max-jagerman-asks]

Goodbye Timmy.

[max-jagerman-asks]

Max 'n Cheese! Max 'n Cheese! Max 'n Cheese! Max 'n Cheese! Max 'n Cheese!

I REFUSE

[max-jagerman-asks]

JOIN YOUR BROTHERR

NEVERRRR

[max-jagerman-asks]

HAHAHAHA

FUCK YOU BITCH