yo it's been a hundred years but just popping in to say my heart is happy seeing that you're still blessing the universe with your beautifully deranged stories <3 i hope life has been treating you well and that you're taking care of yourself 💕
DANAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! My heart is happy seeing YOU. Imagine my absolute elation when I saw you pop up on my dash, followed by my disappointment when I went to send you an ask but couldn’t, and then my joy when the notification for this came up before I even had a chance to send you a dm.
You already know if I’m breathing, I’m on the internet making a menace of myself. :-) Thank you for dropping in I am kissing you on the forehead and sending you all my love. <3
I hate that you're right. Because he really is such a nasty little freak...........
Steve loves how horny you get when your hormones are heightened. You're hesitant at first because you think it's kind of gross and you're insecure about it, but we all know Steve doesn't give a damn...he's going to show you how good it's going to feel when you're extra sensitive.
He keeps you stuffed full of his cock at all times, no matter how whiny you get when you're tender and overstimulated. You can squirm and whimper all you want, you're still too weak to pull his dexterous fingers away from your clit as he brings you to the brink repeatedly. Your pussy is warmer than usual and the tight rippling of each orgasm is sending him racing towards his own release, though he wants to see how many times he can get you off before he does...it's so much easier when you're in this state, after all.
He doesn't care that your muscles are sore and you're drained from cumming over and over again, he just keeps fucking you and fucking you and fucking you. He's making a fucking mess of you; your thighs shaky and slick...his stained red. Your cunt spills a flood of moisture; a mixture of blood, your juices, and his thick cum.
It's filthy and feral and sloppy and exhausting. He doesn't bother cleaning you up between sessions because he's just going to fuck you again, so there's no point. There's only a few days a month that he can indulge in this little kink of his, so he's sure to make the most of it by keeping you in his bed and on his dick. No matter how tired you are, it does nothing to stop him...the added slickness allows him to ease his cock into your abused cunt until he's satisfied, all you have to do is lie there like a good girl and take it.
I gotta know what your favorite Steve look was cuz ngl these two hooked me 🥵
Strap in because I'm feeling especially unhinged and annoying tonight.
We all know that I am nothing but a slut and I go positively apeshit for
✨The Scrubs✨
But in my true and honest opinion, this was not just an outfit. Those scrubs had their own starring role. They stole the show. They are in a category all their own. And for that reason and that reason only, I must regrettably exclude them from my choices.
Let me first address the fact that every. fucking. outfit. in this godforsaken movie came directly for my pussy throat. I mean???? All those soft and cozy sweaters? How insane was he to wear them so sexily? I bet he has so many in all kinds of colors and it drives me crazy just to think about it. But I digress...for argument's sake, here are my nominations...
An absolute triple threat of life-altering fashion from my favorite Flesh Father:
Firstly, I must agree with your above and mentioned choice in this brown-sweater-blue-jacket combo. However, specifically from this detrimentally soft scene where he utters that little shy "hi" inside Noa’s cell. *chef's kiss*
Then we’ve got the Dapper Dinner Daddy. An absolute banger of a choice, right? How can you crucify a man for his doings when he looks this goddamn sleek in his snazzy little button-down? He came to dinner and not only ATE but also SERVED!
And to round out this lovely trifecta, I cannot neglect to bring your attention to what is arguably Steve in my most favorite form: Forrest Stump. Nothing makes an outfit quite like the accessory of fresh blood — in the shade Dick Chomp. Truthfully, this look (for me, personally) was less about the actual style and more about his bold and daring choice to show so much skin. It was a risk, but I think it paid off for him. As a true pioneer of fashion, even in the midst of getting his ass creamed and losing possession of every single one of his victims, he never forgot the power that a nice fur-lined flannel coat can bring to an outfit and for that...this look has my utmost respect. Plus, I just think it’s kinda hot. 😏
since you offered so nicely let me lift up the lid of this can of worms just an inch and tell you all about it in as few words as i possibly can (as to not be severely annoying about it): played a random game because i got bored one night, found out there's a hot and severely traumatized chaotic-evil aligned vampire in it. hot traumatized chaotic-evil vampire tries to manipulate you but ends up accidentally manipulating himself like a fucking idiot and falls in love with you instead. can i fix him? can i make him worse? all of the above (i fixed him). there's also a half-human half-spider guy people want to fuck because he's kind of hot for no reason. at one point i stayed up for two days straight with no sleep because i couldn't stop talking to the stupid vampire. my brain is a scrambled egg
anyway i hope you're having a good day sending you several smooches
I am in fact going to need you to remove the lid entirely and be as annoying as possible actually! You couldn't annoy me if you tried, but pls continue to try. I have spent my entire day cleaning because that’s my coping mechanism this week apparently. I’m doubling your smooches and returning to sender!!!!
Okay which hot and severely traumatized chaotic-evil aligned vampire are we talking about because I logged on the other day and kept seeing Some Slutty Guy which is why this post
is in my drafts right now and I fear you sending this ask is going to be what finally condemns me to a similar fate. I've been side-eyeing this game because it's not my kind of game, but I am admittedly intrigued by it him. Now that I know there's a traumaboat of a man and a spidey guy, I might have to give in.
eddie's the type to whine and be needy but in the "you can take it, there you go baby" type of way
Well, first and foremost allow me to say:
Secondly, let me make sure I'm picking up what you're putting down here...
You mean like when he runs his tip over your dripping folds and starts to push in, a throaty and strangled moan rattling his whole body as he implores you to stay still for him because goddammit if you keep squirming he's not gonna last long, but he also needs you rippling around him more than he needs his next breath so he feeds you inch after inch, sweet and slow?
Like when he bottoms out — balls deep in your tight, wet heat — and you breathe into one another's mouths under a sizzling spell of euphoria and you try to shut your legs around him to relieve the blinding pleasure, but he lays a palm along your damp thigh and whines pathetically, begging you "keep 'em open for me, baby. Can you do that, huh?" because if you pushed him away and denied him the familiar comfort of burying himself as deeply as possible right now he's certain he'll shrivel up and die?
Or do you mean when his hips are slamming into yours with bruising force, your slick gathered along the base of his length and dripping down his balls and his rhythm stutters as his head swims with the impending orgasm that curls his toes and a high-pitched whimper escapes him with each impact against your pelvis because you won't stop clenching around him after every stroke and he knows you're close but he's closer and he needs you to cum before him so he encourages you low and whispered, the frantic words flowing in tandem with the cadence of his sloppy thrusts "please, please, please," pleading with you to let go for him, to let him feel you fall apart around him because he's absolutely losing it and his head could explode with how fucking good you feel soaking and squeezing him and sending him hurtling towards his release?
