#ask nate

[nate-strauss]

Which Parker brother do you think you could take?

"Take? Like fight? Neither of them, their muscles have muscles and I think they wrestle animals for a living."

ft. @wesparkcr, ft. @shanepcrker

[sudokufag]

I absolutely adored your blackout poetry! I’m going to print it out for writing inspiration.

Holy shit really??? Oh that's made my day, thank you!!!

[vampire-logic]

So are you actually ever going to use those Butterscotch and Friends instagrams you made?

I plan to, once I have everything figured out. I spent WAY too much time making 4 whole instagram accounts to NOT use them, you know?

Though honestly, maybe sticking to in-character twitters would have been easier. Too late now, though!

[ipseduo]

I am... offering my LT a hug. May I be assured Colbert will not retaliate? -WaltHassAnM19

Lifts a brow but there’s no hiding the curve of a smile on his lips. 

“Sgt. Colbert is not a hugger.. at least as far as I know. There will be no retaliation, be assured of this.” 

[askeverettgray]

If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

I can’t answer the lime thing but I know lemons are citris hybrids that were originally grown in a lab so perhaaaaps lemon is their scientific name.

[nate-strauss]

👐 favorite type of bird?

"A penguin."

[nate-strauss]

👐 snog, marry, pie: civan, shane, travis

“You can tell this town hates me with how many answers I give that risk me getting punched. I’ll pie Travis, again, it’s just because I know him the least. I’ll snog Shane and marry Civan. We can share cardigans and buy each other matching slippers for our anniversaries.”

ft. @civanguneri, ft. @travmarshall, ft. @shanepcrker

[nate-strauss]

three people you would smooch?

"I guess I'd have to go for Kennedy, Holly, I guess that one is obvious. The third one, let's go for a wildcard. Vanna, I don't know her, but she's cute, let's go with her."

ft. @kennedyastor, ft. @hollyparkcr, ft. @vanna-huang