#ask nightwing

[bludhavens-finest]

Homophobia is obviously a bad thing no matter the circumstances, but Katey Perry was really good at making catchy homophobic music in 2008.

[bigr1chardenergy]

Hi

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What’s Up?

What brings you to my corner of the internet today? (Also you were really fast getting to that ask box! You deserve a cookie for being the first ask on my official account!)

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[firstrobin-to-worstrobin]

//new year new brain rot...

Otherwise known as I am back on my Nightwing bullshit

LET'S GO!!!!

[bludhavens-finest]

How can I meet Batman ?

1. Don’t

2. Be in Gotham, you really won’t see him often outside of the city

3. The hard part is if you actually want to talk to him, running into him is easy, talking to him is way harder

Once you find him you pretty much have three options to get noticed by him

- commit a crime

- be victimized by a crime

- exist as an orphan

Just saying though as I’ve said before Batman is a mass hallucination cause by drinking unfiltered Gotham tap water-

[bludhavens-finest]

boop!

🦭

From now on Haley will be the one booping people

[bludhavens-finest]

Can I see the puppy good sir?

- @luluquinn

Absolutely

[bludhavens-finest]

Is it true that Red Hood snores?

Yes, he’s broken his nose so many times that he does

At least it’s quiet

[bludhavens-finest]

I just wanna let everyone know, if you’ve sent me an ask that’s pretty much just saying hi- I am not ignoring you

I just don’t know what to say-