#ask noah

[whalesharkcat]

what's ur favourite celestial body?

it's definitely nebulae but I don't have a specific one that's my favourite, do you maybe have some nebula recs for me? 👉👈

[dykegeeway]

wait so were seth and michelle friends and she introduced them? or did they all work together on something or was it kind of both

i imagine it was your kinda hollywood running in similar circles thing like michelle and seth will have known each other from buffy despite not overlapping on the show they both were and are pretty close to sarah michelle gellar.

pete and michelle dated just ‘pre’ ashlee. i wouldn’t be surprised if it was just a case of hey i think you and my friend seth would get on well ??

i’m pretty sure that’s how we end up here:

although whether this is pre/post breakup i am not sure i don’t know how in advance to a release a music video would’ve been filmed but safe to say they were over by 2007 when this drops.

from this i believe seth just stayed friends with the band they have a cameo in one of his movies not long after this and are clearly pretty close to this day..

that being said that’s just my guess.

and fun fast forward to like 2012 michelle and gabe saporta are both on the same gossip girl episode because that man is always at the scene of the crime.

[asknoahthevillain]

"Noah why the hell are you in my sky? I can't sleep out of pure fear that you'll appear in my castle."

*He snickers softly at the mention of being in the sky, turning towards him with a smile.*

“Who, me? Why would I ever appear in your castle, Romero? Other than to satiate your sweet tooth and to visit my friend, that is.”

[asktheillagers]

noah seems to be my type♡ ;33

[randomsove-art]

¿ Noah tubo por lo menos un momento feliz en su vida :(?

solo uno, pero fue muy poco y rapido.

Fue un momento cuando la dejaron compartir con otros niños, pero no pudo jugar mucho con ellos.

[forthepursuitofknowledge]

Noah, how do you deal with a bad week?

The Hunt...Is...On

[fishdavidson]

Dream Journal 2017-09-26: Noah Leases An Office Building Filled With Weird Tenants

That’s Noah in the picture above. He’s a cool person and tech podcaster with Jupiter Broadcasting. I’ve never met him in real life, but he seems like a genuinely nice (and super-knowledgeable!) person judging from his podcasts.

After an extremely disjointed beginning that involved riding a bicycle with no hands and being pursued by (and narrowly avoiding) ominous school buses that trundled through the streets, the dream began in earnest. Several days pass nearly instantly in the dream world, and now I’m in a parking lot outside a large concrete building. The building’s about as large as a big box store and the weather is pleasant.

Noah meets me at the front door. He has apparently just leased this massive building in order to start a new business. I’m here to be a supportive friend and take a tour of the building, because why the heck not? We walk around the perimeter of the building and Noah spouts off cool facts about the building’s capabilities. The sound of movement near the roof yanks my eyes skyward, but whatever was moving has already made it inside the building by the time my I look up.

Noah isn’t fazed. As he opens opens the door, he tells me that there are still some tenants in the building and they are... a little weird. This is an understatement.

Just inside the door is a room with glass walls. There is a dentist’s chair right in the center, and hair is all over the floor like it’s some kind of barber shop. A man is scrubbing a large corrugated hose with a toothbrush. Noah tells me that the dude specializes in “artisanal hair cannons.” The hose in the room is called a hair cannon, and it shoots a literal cloud of hair at great speed at whatever is put in front of it (when the nozzle isn’t clogged, of course, which is why the dude needs the toothbrush). This man’s art is both intriguing and disgusting.

We keep walking. There is more movement in the rafters above. Noah tells me that I’m probably hearing the grandmothers who live in the roof. Despite their advanced age, they can climb walls like Spider-Man and judge from their lofty perches all who pass beneath. These grandmothers are harmless, provided you never smoke inside the building. If you smoke, they will descend to the ground floor and smack you with a cane before skittering back up the walls.

Now we’re in the main warehouse area. This part of the building is mostly empty, but there is a group of people who seem like they are relatively normal individuals in this hive of weirdness. They’re dressed in street clothes, and speaking mostly jargon. “Those guys seem normal. What do they do?”

Noah points toward the corner where there is a giant shape made of cardboard. “These people build life-size trains out of cardboard. Never talk to them.” No further explanation was given for why I shouldn’t talk to the cardboard people.

At this point, the tour is basically over, so we say our goodbyes and I thank Noah for being a gracious host/friend (because I was aware by this point that I don’t actually know Noah in real life). While walking back to the car, I see that I’ve gotten a ticket. Noah tells me not to worry, because the the security guard here is also extraordinarily odd. The security guard perpetually thinks he’s in the nonexistent town of Christmas Tree, NY, and writes unenforceable citations to people who drive vehicles with out-of-state tags.

I cover up the out of state tag with a Post-It note that reads “Christmas Tree, NY” and drive off. Noah flashes me a thumbs-up. The security guard runs toward my car from some nearby hiding place and tries to pull the car over. But he sees the makeshift “Christmas Tree, NY” sticker on my license plate and lets me go.

You should hold on to that office space, Noah, because that place is definitely worth the price of admission.

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Header image is of real-life cool person, Noah Chelliah. He’s on twitter as kernerllinux (which is where I snagged this picture), or you can get follow his exploits in the podcast space at JupiterBroadcasting.com.

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