#ask ragdoll

[felineinquiries]

Why does it matter that Ragdoll’s out of town

Oh, no particular reason.

I hope he enjoys his trip as much as I’m going to, is all~

(Rag Doll, by the way, two words.)

[alchemicalterror]

Ever tried burlap underwear? I do NOT recommend it, that stuff does NOT breathe.

I’ll uh, take your word on that. Can’t say I’ve ever worn coarse wool that close to the skin, to the betterment of said skin, evidently.

Mind, neither does silk, really, but you weren’t asking about that.

— Dr. J. C.

[themarmaladeblog]

Does that mean the public shouldn't expect to see any robo-cats in the foreseeable future? That's too bad, I really think they could do wonders for Gotham's rapidly growing bird infestation.

...Bird infestation....?

[galacticmotive]

That striking AURA, that SMILE, that lustrous flowing golden HAIR, oh! That literal GLOW! How DO you do it, what's your SECRET?

I survived the end of the world and now perks include getting to pick how I look. ^_^

Can’t say I recommend it, but also can’t claim to complain.

[felineinquiries]

Any fear the big bad bat might come your way? Fewer crooks in Gotham means more attention to the ones that are left, right?

If he’s so stuck on something to do he’s worried about a friendly prank war between colleagues…

It’s not really the Bat’s kind of illegal to worry about me breaking into a bedfellow’s house to use his balcony’s hot tub, is all I’m saying.

[felineinquiries]

What is Rag doll to you?

Doll is my absolute favorite person,

Out of everyone I hate.

[felineinquiries]

How do you feel about Rag Doll?

…. You are joking, correct?

Sigh.

You do know it’s profoundly unwise to purposefully irritate rogues, yes? I’m going to assume this was in err from someone new and enthusiastic, and move on.

[felineinquiries]

……

This is why I’m robbing your apartment, Doll.