If KBTBB men were teachers, what subject would they teach?
Hey, anon!!
Haha, that’s quite the question you’ve got. It took me a while to compile this list, and honestly, I thank @leoamber66 for helping me do so.
So, here goes nothing:
1. Eisuke Ichinomiya: Economics or Business Studies
Eisuke, no doubt, has a very, very analytical mind. Being a hotel tycoon in the game, I am pretty sure he keeps himself updated on the latest trends to be able to fulfill the demands his customers might have. His in-depth knowledge of the basics of being an entrepreneur and the pros and cons of starting one’s own business, and his phenomenal understanding of concepts of demand-supply relations, market equilibrium, and consumer-producer analysis would make him a brilliant teacher of Economics and/or Business Studies.
2. Soryu Oh: Mathematics
Soryu, like Eisuke, has a very quick, logical and analytical mind. I can see him having fun with numbers. His stoic face, ability to do quick calculations and his way of working around with formulae would make him a great maths teacher. With him being the leader of Ice Dragons in the game, I think he would have the ability to connect with every student and push them to do their very best, even though he might seem cold and intimidating. He would play around with numbers and equations, and make mathematics so much more interesting for every single one of his students.
3. Ota Kisaki: Arts
Haha, is there even a question about this? Ota, being an artist in the game, would no doubt be an Art teacher in school, too. His creative mind and his ability to play around with colours and create masterpieces would inspire his students to no end to create their own works of art. Moreover, his humorous personality and carefree aura would make the students feel free to create what they want to, without feeling like they are being held back by anything. His seriousness when it comes to his art and his capability to lead his students to have fun while forming the colourful visions in their minds would make him the perfect, and probably the best Art teacher.
4. Mitsunari Baba: English
Baba is all about the jazz, and what better way to be jazzy than teach English? Baba, being a thief in the game and traveling to numerous countries in order to steal, makes me believe that he would have an impeccable command over multiple languages, including English. English is a hard language for those who have never studied it before, and his kind, sweet and charming personality would definitely lift up his students’ spirits when they feel down about not being able to understand the language. He would be the perfect person to lift the students up and make them feel their best and have fun while learning this language.
5. Mamoru Kishi: P. E.
Mamoru, being a detective in the game, would have good skills when it comes to knowing how to keep his body and mind ready for anything. But, as a P. E. teacher, I believe he would be more indifferent than anyone else. He would just allow the students to go and play whatever game they want as long as they don’t interrupt his break. He would be pretty laid-back and nap away without a care in the world while the kids play to their hearts’ content. I think.
6. Luke Foster: Biology
Luke is the Doctor in the game, and it’s quite obvious that he loves getting to know more about the human body anyway. Although, as a teacher, he would be more inclined towards teaching about anatomy because it interests him more, but he wouldn’t mind taking lectures on other parts of biology too. During most of the day, he would look like a zombie because of his habit of missing meals, but while teaching, he would be more energized than ever. While he is not taking lectures, he would be cooped up either in labs or in the library, reading a thesis or working on the dissection of a small animal to keep his skills on point. I’m guessing his classes would mostly be filled to the brim because nobody would want to miss out on his detailed and informative lectures.
7. Shuichi Hishikura: Political Sciences
Shuichi is a diplomat, so his political game is as strong as it gets. He would be a strict teacher, for sure, and would work his hardest to produce results out of his students. He would work them to the bone, but only because he knows they have that potential. He would keep himself up-to-date with all the world news there is, and make sure his students follow the same practice. He would keep a short quiz daily on the topics of political awareness, where-in he’ll test the students on their ability to make sense of political activities, while also testing their world awareness. He would make sure each and every one of his students become a politically sound person who is able to analyse the reason for certain activities (political in nature), all the while being neutral and diplomatic about it.
8. Hikaru: Cafeteria Guy/Computer/Criminology
I tried. I tried to the utmost of my ability to place him as a teacher. But, sadly, I just couldn’t imagine it. Because Hikaru has such a complex personality, with him being an (ex) assassin and also someone working in the service industry (looking after the guests in the hotel), I don’t see him “teaching” anything. But, he would be that cafeteria guy who would feel content just watching the kids munch on the school lunch for the day while talking to each other to their heart’s content. Yes, he would also have a mysterious, hidden, sadistic sort-of side, but because he is just a cafeteria guy, nobody would really pay mind to it. Then again, he could make a good criminology teacher (thanks @kageseirelle ).
Edit: Hikaru might actually make for a great computer teacher, given his hacking abilities in the game. He would teach students how to build codes in the most fun ways possible, making his classes one of the most enjoyable ones. Moreover, his sarcastic personality and dry humor would only pull more students in, making him connect with them very well (thanks @voltage-vixen ).
9. Rhion Hatter: Drama
So, Rhion is the Mad Hatter, and he honestly loves and truly values the power of dressing up and becoming someone else. His classes would be attended by a large group of people and his passion and dedication to the art would leave everyone in awe. Although he would be pretty shy and quiet normally, during his classes, he would take on a whole new vibe. He would teach his students the power of becoming a whole new person through drama and theatre and would make them understand how empowering it really is. His classes would probably also be one of the most popular ones because nobody can really ignore how charming he is, right?
