#ask rumlow

[daddyrumlow]

hi, daddy. i know you said you don't watch a lot of tv, but luke bryan (an adorable country singer who i love) was on jimmy fallon and they did a song together about gyro and i thought you might think it was a little funny :) i miss you guys so much - hope you're doing okay. we love you!!

A song about gyros? That sounds amazing. 

Everything is okay. I’ve just been busy. 

[daddyrumlow]

did you or jack ever come across any stray animals during your time over seas?

Yeah, plenty of stray animals in war-torn, third world countries. 

[daddyrumlow]

Does the asset ever have problems with bed-wetting? If so, how do you deal with it? Do you punish him?

Very rarely, and usually only after a recent wipe. And no, punishing him isn’t an effective way to correct the behavior.

[daddyrumlow]

Are you surprised though, kids in general have a weird thing about cough drops. In like 3rd grade they got banned so I started an underground cough drop ring because the demand was so high.

“Underground cough drop ring,” haha. I had no idea there was a black market for cough drops.

[daddyrumlow]

yo brock you ever been to fire island?

Like the one off Long Island? Yeah, it’s real pretty out there.

[daddyrumlow]

hey, daddy. i know you probably can't answer this one, but i have to ask - is trump hydra? at first i was thinking yes. but then i thought they probably would have kicked him out or, let's say, 'silenced him.' very curious.

Surprisingly not the first message I’ve gotten about this. No, Trump isn’t HYDRA and I’m frankly insulted to be grouped with him.

[daddyrumlow]

Does the kid still have to visit pierce?

Yeah, but it hasn’t happened in a good long while.

[daddyrumlow]

Were they the fruity ones, or the nasty Halls ones?

Halls, cherry-flavored. How he thought those tasted like candy, I’ll never understand.