Daddy and Murder Baby

I'm Agent Rumlow and I'm in charge of reconditioning the asset after a lengthy period of misbehaving. Feel free to ask me questions about the asset's progress as I reshape him into the perfect soldier. Please read the About section before interacting.

[daddyrumlow]

hello. this is the asset. daddy has been gone for a while...

i am feeling like i need maintenance or .. permission to eat something.please

[daddyrumlow]

Hello mods! I just found this blog again after such a long time and idk if you are still reading/answering asks but I wanted to thank you for not deleting the content on this blog even though it is pretty inactive. Also would you mind sharing your personal blogs or twitter?

Hey, there! Yes, this blog has kind of gone by the wayside, unfortunately. But it was really fun while it lasted. Follow us at @whiskeywitch (Brock) and @glittercrow3 (Bucky).

[daddyrumlow]

Hello?

This is the asset. I found daddy's account. I don't know where he is. :(

[daddyrumlow]

Hi Daddy! I hope you and Jack and the murder baby are doing well. A while back you said that the Asset loves to do training exercises where he practices clearing floors in various conditions, and that he gets treats if he does well. What kinds of treats does he get? What is his favorite treat? ♡

I usually give him little snacks like fun size candy bars, dry cereal, fruit snacks, graham crackers with frosting, and so on. His favorite is cinnamon applesauce.

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do yall make changes to the asset's arm in the summer? (miss you so much, daddy!)

No, not really. But this is a good question! The asset wears a lot of tank tops and cut-off t-shirts in the summer, though.

[daddyrumlow]

is jack still really freckly?

Oh, yeah. He's a freckle monster.

[daddyrumlow]

hi, daddy! i miss you. been thinking about you and the kid today.

Daddy misses you too.

[daddyrumlow]

Daddy, where are you?!

Sorry, daddy has been busy.

[daddyrumlow]

Happy Father's Day, Daddy!! I love you :) I hope you get lots of love today <3

Thank you, baby. Sorry this reply is late.

[daddyrumlow]

do you and jack ever get into arguments about whether the rangers or the marines are better?

Holy shit, always... Rangers are better, by the way.

[daddyrumlow]

What side of the bed do y'all sleep on typically?

I sleep on the right and the asset sleeps on the left.

[daddyrumlow]

daddy, does conditioning the asset ever make you think about the ways you've been conditioned? through HYDRA or otherwise. just curious.

Mmm, not really. But it's an interesting thought. I guess I've probably been conditioned in certain ways myself. But I'd call it "training," not conditioning.

[daddyrumlow]

Missing you:(

Awww, I'm sorry. Daddy misses you all too. I've been busy with spring recruits.

[daddyrumlow]

It's raining and the spring peepers are out enjoying the moisture tonight. The asset wanted to go out and see if he could catch one. I told him it would piss on him if he did. He didn't believe me, and guess what? It did. 🐸

[daddyrumlow]

hi, daddy. i know you said you don't watch a lot of tv, but luke bryan (an adorable country singer who i love) was on jimmy fallon and they did a song together about gyro and i thought you might think it was a little funny :) i miss you guys so much - hope you're doing okay. we love you!!

A song about gyros? That sounds amazing. 

Everything is okay. I’ve just been busy. 

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did you or jack ever come across any stray animals during your time over seas?

Yeah, plenty of stray animals in war-torn, third world countries. 

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what are y'all doing for jack's birthday?

He said he didn’t want to do anything crazy, so the asset and I made him a cake.