#ask sithia

[sithia]

To Cynthia, if that's what you want me to call you. So, you finally let Serana feed from you, and from the neck no less. Can you tell me how it felt for you, or is that none of my fucking business?

Calling me Cynthia is a good start. It might even get you an answer instead of none of your fucking business. It felt good. Anything more than that is far too much information.

What I really want to know is how you know about that. I think I need to have words with Delphine, as she’s the only one other than Serana who knows that.

[sithia]

Sithia, instead of using curse words, try flipping the bird every once in a while. Stick only your middle finger out on either one or both hands. It's like saying "f*ck off" physically.

I prefer obscene gestures that don’t put fingers at risk. ‘Flip the bird’ when in reach of someone with a sharp blade and you’ll be lucky to have middle fingers left.

[sithia]

What is the airspeed velocity of a coconut-laden swallow?

Probably about the same as your head, Anon, if you keep sending me confusing questions.

[sithia]

Have you ever eaten a hot dog? How about a corn dog?

I’ve eaten dog before, hot and cold, but didn’t really care for it. Rasha loved it.

A corn dog? Never heard of it, let alone eaten it.

[sithia]

1. Sithia-- You remind me of a rabbit, eating carrots all the time. You should munch on one now and say "Eh, what's up, doc?" 2. Serana-- Does your lisp embarrass you, or do you find it embarrassing if your fangs are out during an intimate moment and you begin lisping?

1.

Oh, I should, should I? Tough. I’ll eat a carrot when I want to, not when some strange Anon tells me to. And I certainly won’t be saying any words you try to put in my mouth.

Anyway, I don’t eat carrots all the time. Just sometimes.

2.

No, it doesn’t, because when my fangs are out there’s other things on my mind than how they distort my voice.

[sithia]

Found you at last! Maybe this will bring faith back to my company of couriers, it's not good for business to be unable to find someone. Anyway, on that note, it's also not good for business to fail to deliver a message. Here you go: 'Are you still alive out there? There's dragons that keep coming back, please put an end to them, there's gold in it for you if dragon souls aren't enough!'

Oh, very well. There’d better be gold in it for me, as dragon souls don’t buy me replacement swords. Serana? Time to hunt some dragons.

[sithia]

Evacuate the dance floor! *begins dancing in front of you*

Dance floor? What the fuck is one of those? A floor specifically for dancing? But floors should be for so much more!

What a waste.

[sithia]

Cynthia/Serana--What makes a buttocks beautiful to you?

Who they belong to. Beautiful is not the same as easy on the eyes.

...

What she said.