#grumpy dragonborn

[sithia]

"Meddle ye not in the affairs of dragons. For thou art cruchy and taste good with ketchup." Heard that. Thought of you.

What’s ketchup?

Wait, I should probably be asking how you know I taste good with anything. And what makes you think any dragon will manage to eat me.

Oh, shut up, Serana. I know Alduin almost did just that. And yes, I do appreciate that you shoved me out of the way, this anon doesn’t need to know how right they nearly were. Although none of this ketchup was involved.

[sithia]

What is the airspeed velocity of a coconut-laden swallow?

Probably about the same as your head, Anon, if you keep sending me confusing questions.

[sithia]

It's Fredas, Fredas. Gotta get down on Fredas. Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend. Time to partay, Dovahkiin! *pops open some bubbly*

Is it? I've lost track, and I'll lose track again. The day of the fucking week doesn't matter to me. Or the fucking month, come to that. It's always winter in Skyrim, and I don't even want to know that. The snow, frost and fucking cold just keeps reminding me.

There's no rest for Dragonborns. Dragons don't care what day of the week it is.

What sort of bubbly is it, anyway?

Not that it matters, as it sounds alcoholic. Milk-drinker, remember?

[sithia]

What is your favorite style of music?

Silence.

And Serana says she likes a steady drum beat. It reminds her of a heartbeat.

[sithia]

Serana were you a virgin before you met Cynthia? If so who'd ya lose it to?

Unfortunately for you, I'll be handling this.

What part of gaining her vampirism through a degrading ritual with the King of Rape do you fail to understand?

FUS RO DAH!

[sithia]

No, he doesn't move like a Khajiit, he's far too brawny for that. But appearances aside, I think the two of you would get along just fine.

Being brawny doesn't stop Khajiit from moving like Khajiit. I guess he doesn't have enough Khajiit in him, so I guess I wouldn't kill him. Not for that, anyway.

Oh, you think so, do you?

What makes you think you know me, Anon?

Serana knows me best, and even she doesn't know everything about me.