What do you do to occupy yourself when bored?
âIâm never bored.
Iâve got people to manage, jobs to do, prey to hunt, pockets to pick, treasure to track, and a lover to keep happy. Iâm too BUSY to be bored.â
Ahem. A lover, Zuri? Singular? You might just have some spare time on your hands if youâre not careful.
âI beg your pardon, Madam. Last time we met I seem to recall being chased off by an angry version of Serana. So you can hardly complain when I donât -
ââŠIs this another portal? Entirely? Youâre from a different world, arenât you?â
âMy, my, my, what a delightful turn of events.â Purred
Oh⊠Youâre a different Zuri. And thereâs another Serana out there too? InterestingâŠ
My own Serana and Zuri might have words to say if I sought out a portal though.
âSo introduce us,â wicked, wide grin. âIâm sure I can persuade myself to share.â
Oh no you donât! I can barely handle one of you plus Sithia.
By the blood⊠thereâs other Sithias out there too?
Whimpers
âPresumably each with their own Seranas and ZurisâŠâ
âWhich begs the question where MY Sithia is. I have yet to find her.â
It may be too much to hope for that my counterparts are with my lovers' counterparts. Especially as yours isn't.
If she's lived as dangerous life as I have... I'm afraid there's no guarantee she's alive. Try to find out what happened at Helgen. And if all else fails, try the Thalmor.











