#ask spidey

[art-the-f-up]

Hey Spidey, do you like Marinette?

Like? I love her.

[unmaskedpod]

Peter this is the most important distinction I need to know; is it “Spider-Man” “Spiderman” or “The Spider-Man”

The sheer AMOUNT OF TIMES people forget the hyphen 🙏

Spider-Man.

🕸 Peter

[moldedstrawberry]

I mean he could do it tho and he'd be the best damn stripper the world has ever seen

[ask-friendly-spiderblog]

Dream superhero team up ?

Dream team? Oh there are so many good options. If you asked me a year ago I would’ve said Iron Man hands down. Now that I know him personally I’m a little less star struck but just as amazed by his work and intelligence.

(Working with him is still kinda intimidating tbh)

Dream team means someone I haven’t worked with and would love to sooooooo hmmmmm that ones kinda hard but I’d love to work with the X-Men. I’ve talked to a few of the younger members but never had a team up with any of them. Though they do seem far more hardcore and intense than the Avengers so idk how well I’d get along in that team. I’m kinda soft tbh. They might break me.

[art-the-f-up]

Uh Adr--Spidey,

...Why are there so many asks about me on your blog?

FUCK- MARINETTE DON'T READ THOSE-

[art-the-f-up]

holy fuck this backfired there’s so many questions I promise ill get to answering ALL of them soon I’m gonna go study for a lil bit

[art-the-f-up]

So spidey... Hypothetically how would you feel if Marinette was Ladybug?

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[art-the-f-up]

Hey spidey, Hypothetically. If you knew Ladybug as a civilian and she confessed to you. Would you date her? She is pretty cute and you could totally go on hero patrol dates.

So many hypothetical questions today, huh.

Man, if would be such an honor to know Ladybug as a civilian and hang out. And yes, she is cute! And patrol dates sound nice...

... but I only see her as a good friend and an amazing partner. At this point I can't even imagine loving someone other than Marinette.

(As for patrol dates, I sometimes take Marinette out at the end of an evening patrol to show her new places and have fun. I secretly consider them dates, even if she doesn't. Ladybug doesn't know about this.)