#ask spiderman

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

Petey! I’m bored. Let’s go do something fun!

Okay, uh what do you wanna do Wade?

[ask-friendly-spiderblog]

Dream superhero team up ?

Dream team? Oh there are so many good options. If you asked me a year ago I would’ve said Iron Man hands down. Now that I know him personally I’m a little less star struck but just as amazed by his work and intelligence.

(Working with him is still kinda intimidating tbh)

Dream team means someone I haven’t worked with and would love to sooooooo hmmmmm that ones kinda hard but I’d love to work with the X-Men. I’ve talked to a few of the younger members but never had a team up with any of them. Though they do seem far more hardcore and intense than the Avengers so idk how well I’d get along in that team. I’m kinda soft tbh. They might break me.

[neighborhood-spidey-official]

i just played minecraft survival for 16 hours straight, i'm proud but not really.

[askthespiderverse]

"So uh.... what'd you ask again?"

[spetey-man]

how in the ... hell 😏😏... am i lucky enough to have so many friends?! thank you all so much, if there’s anything i can do to repay you i’ll do it, just let me know ❤️🕸💙

[ask-little-bastard-in-red-tights]

Glad you're a fan of my Star Wars obsession

[spideyhasthebiggestbootie-blog]

I stole Spidey’s computer!

Hi people skip the fanfiction and hear me out. I, Deadpool have stolen the hero with the most delicious bootie’s laptop. Yes I stole Spiderman’s laptop. So before he finds me let me say some things that need to be said.

1. I am totally Spiderman’s biggest fan!!

2. My mancursh is totally healty because I’m pansexual so I can like dick and pussy kay

3. Have you seen his ass??

Oh shit I think I saw a red dot gotto go - if you got a question just ask me.

Or in the best case I’m captured by Spidey and you’ll get to ask both of us

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

Due to conflicting schedules, Wade hadn’t been able to see Peter for a few days. He missed him, but knew Peter was busy with the whole “saving the world” biz. He still wanted to do something nice for him. He deserved it after how hard he worked.

Wade leaves Peter’s favorite dinner, candy and a single red rose by his front door for him to find when he comes home. He leaves a note behind with a horribly drawn cartoon of the two of them in their suits, hand in hand. The note simply reads ‘cringe much? <3’

Peter arrived home, exhausted from swinging around and beating up thugs. Looking down to see the sweet messages left by his boyfriend, he picked the items up with a soft chuckle and went to his couch... Pulling out his phone he texted Wade an image of him.

Sat on his couch, his hair messy as he had just taken off his mask. Spider-suit still on, Peter smiled at the camera holding the rose in his hand. 'Miss you <3!'