#ask sully

[meat-the-sullivans]

*The door the sullys butcher shop opened and closed as a boy who looked about fifteen…maybe sixteen not quite old enough to drive with a guardian let alone without one, walked in, no parent or guardian in sight. The young man was wearing a leather jacket that looked a size or two too big for him and ripped jeans that exposed the messy bandages and scars underneath.

*The boy walked around and tried yo act like he knew what he was looking for and looked to see if anyone else was in the shop besides the owner before he spoke.*

“What would you recommend?”

(-???)

Well I suppose that would depend on what you life. I prefer cuts of steak, but all my meats are good

*his eyes wander over the boy looking over his appearance* what are you looking to make?

[askjeffsolderbrother]

Hi got a few random questions here but i wanna know

Is Australia or New Zealand better? And which created pavalova? (Answer to both is obvi Australia) -A Faerie

*opens google*

*immediately* Australia:)

uhh London

was that even an option?

Yeah you’re right Australia

London is in Australia right?

Sorry, Jeffery flunked Geography.

*under his breath* and all his other classes…

SULLY!

[meat-the-sullivans]

*Aster knew when the day began that it wasn’t going to be a hood one, everything felt off from the beginning and only got worse as time went on.*

*By noon he was aimlessly wandering the yard with the white rabbit in his grasp, the blade inside long since un sheathed from the plushie. Trying to find things that were never there, struggling to tell reality from fantasy, and struggling more to place where he was to begin with.*

*sully arrives home from work and does his check go the house as usual. He sees dipper happily playing in her room, and a note from Cade saying he went to candies. He checks the house up and down but can’t seem to find aster anywhere*

Aster? *he calls out finally going into the backyard that faces the pond and the woods*

[meat-the-sullivans]

Heyyy sully what would you say if you found out vampires existed?

*raises an eyebrow at him*

And have you, discovered the existence of vampires?

*he asks amused at the odd question, having grown used to aster being quite odd*

[meat-the-sullivans]

Hello there…your all quite odd you know. But it’s not the bad kind of odd, it’s the good kind! The interesting kind!

-aster

And what exactly is it you think you know about my family?

[raises a brow]

I’ll accept your compliment for what you claim it to be, but I’m not a fan of people making assumptions about the children-

Think of me what you will, but leave them out of it-

[askjeffsolderbrother]

S0 it$ m3, dickh3ad. G3t r3ady t0 di3-

who?

Are you Sulia? then please I’m really sorry about taking the last slice of pizza now let’s please just chill- and if not then, idk.

[askjeffsolderbrother]

update on Liu’s therapy progress:

I took him to smiley and he’s finally been diagnosed with Stockholm Syndrome (surprise surprise.) And he’s in severe denial about it. He’s currently sent 3,089 texts to his brother in the last hour talking about how Jeffery would never do that to him.

And that, folks, is the story of how Sully lost his sanity listening to Liu’s incoherent ramblings!

[askjeffsolderbrother]

Hey, Sully. Remember me, your adopted sister Sulia? Anyways, I cannot stand people and humans. Don't get me started on Amaya Lynn, who I will personally rip to shreds-

Anyway, miss you dickhead.

sully? Who is-

Oh, hey! Haven’t seen you since I possessed this asshole! *gestures to Liu* what’s up sis?