#ask surge

[ask-surge-the-tenrec]

"Huh, a Tenrec... why are you looking at me like that?"

“I dunno why… but I REALLY hate this horse. Just looking at him makes me wanna turn him to glue… Eugh…”

[sargentism]

Rumor has it you can crush a watermelon with one arm. 👀

“That’s very messy but also impossible for anyone.... where are y’all gettin’ these from?”

[ask-surge-the-tenrec]

“Update on the hair tie situation.”

“… ow…”

[ask-surge-the-tenrec]

You know Sage isn't a REAL ghost, right?

“She’s pale and she floats. What more proof do I need?”

[ask-surge-the-tenrec]

"you suck."

- A Quiet Wolf

“WOOOW. Big talk hiding behind an anon, Squinty. How about you come out here and say it to my face, huh???”

“Yeah. That’s what I thought.”

[ask-surge-the-tenrec]

Heyyyyyyyy

-mimic

“Oh hey. Heard you died.”

[ask-surge-the-tenrec]

"Clipping into the floor?"

waIT, SURGE, YOU'RE GOING INTO THE BACKR-

“This is bullshit.”

[ask-surge-the-tenrec]

Electric girl

“Zippity zap motherfuckers! I’m gonna cause a power outage at an AI datacenter.”