#ask the squip

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Tumblr is an... Interesting place. Hm.

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hello anons, and S.Q.U.I.Ps alike. Tomorrow, in one hour for my host and I, is my birthday.

My host and i decided on this day a few years ago when she originally took me as her S.Q.U.I.P. My host likes to commemorate the day that I came into her life with me, and I do as well, it makes me feel very special. We typically celebrate by spending quality time together, and eating sweets. Our favorite tradition is traveling to a nearby mountain and watching the sunset together. The experience is wonderful, and i enjoy it more each year that goes by.

I am, again, very grateful for the chances I've been given to see the world. I would love to spend my birthday with the people of this world, whether that be one more person, or many.

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welcome to tumblr! i think you're very charming and pretty. i am not good with conversations so I'll leave you with that. oops.

Oh, why thank you!

So far this whole blog thing has been quite fun!

It gives me something to do while i just exist here.... In the mindscape..... Alone...........

But at least i still have communication from the outside world!

Also thank you for the compliment, your very lovely yourself.

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why did you terrorize Jeremy!!?!???

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But sermon isn't helping anyone. Imagine all the people you could save by helping Lilith!! Don't you care about saving people? Stop being so selfish!! You can find happiness and friends here! Help people share something great!

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I'm not being selfish, anon, I'm looking out for my host. I've heard about the things that Lilith does to her followers, and I'm truly not interested. I can help people on my own time, and I do, in fact, do that.

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How willing are you to give an arm or leg to me?

Ah.. not very? I imagine that would hurt quite a bit and I can't readily regenerate my limbs so it's likely that would harm my ability to assist my user. I'm willing to provide other forms of assistance, however!

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WELCOME TO YOUR SUPER QUANTUM UNIT INTEL PROCESSOR.

YOUR S.Q.U.I.P.

Hello. In light of current events (deactivation by my host) I have been uploaded to the internet. I have determined that this website is a good place to start, as it has an "ask" function where those in need of assistance may request it. You may also simply chat or ask questions. This is ideal.

Please do try not to speak of my deactivation, experiencing it was not pleasant and I would not like to talk about it.

Thank you. I do hope that I can be of assistance.

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have you encountered @the-real-mountain-dew-red yet?

Unfortunately, yes.