#ask vokun

[gensokyo-post]

“Hello! My name is Sanae! I didn’t know Gensokyo had so many mikos. That’s an interesting purification rod you have there. The shaft almost looks like a baseball baAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHMYYYYKNEECAAAAPS”

[sootonthecarpet]

hey henry ur great and all but if u don't unfollow me at once and let me get back to my nightblogging and homoeroticism, I shall be forced to start reblogging the GAYEST, MOST TASTEFUL CLASSICAL ART I CAN FIND. (This is not much different from my usual program, admittedly.)

[dreamerphoenix]

ask-vokun said: hehehe…

[[Ok man, what the fuck? I've had more than enough patience with you and all the shit you do, be it thread hijacking (Sats and Zach's thread), constantly being overbearing, whining for asks over and over and guilt tripping others for them, etc... But what part of what Hime said:

hourai-hime said: omg.

Translates to "Send me a 3 page long summary of that dream in which I was raped by a purple sprout"? As many, many people here can attest, I am a very patient and friendly person, but you have more than broken the boundaries of tolerance here. Why exactly would you send her, someone you haven't ever talked to, a summary of a plant rape dream? What made you think anyone wanted that? Stop it. Seriously. You are pushing it. Feel free to unfollow me, my patience has been exhausted with you. I don't care how others decide to deal with you but I am done.]]

[dreamerphoenix]

ask-vokun said: Lol dreams. I ever tell ya ‘bout the time I dreampt I was RAPED by a certain purple bean-sprout?

[[No and I want it to stay that way.]]

[redwhitemaiden]

Drem yol lok, greetings reimu. I am Vokun. Third high dragon priest of skyrim. I wanted to donate, but the only currency I have on me is a handful of rubies and some gold coins. I know it isn't much, but to be fair I am going through kind of a financial crisis right now (I am undead).

That can buy me meat for every meal for weeks!

"I'm sure I can find someone who will take them! Thank you very much for your generous patronage, valued guest, we hope to see you again soon!"

Reimu, no. No grabby hands. Stop that.

[dreamerphoenix]

ask-vokun ha detto: Nice image. Saved to iPhone.

[[Good taste, my dear priest, good taste.]]

unmovinggreatlibrary ha detto: And thus a Space Nazi. It also helps since with that braid, she looked a hell of a lot like Eirin.

[[Space Nazis, you say?]]

"I like the way this sounds."

askthelunaticprincess ha detto: [[ She knows. Muse and roleplayer have a connection, y’know, and Mokou is totally going to facepunch you. ]]

[[What? Are you drunk? Mokou would nev--]]

"Clench that feeble pouch you call a jaw, ya bastard!"

[[waIT MOKOU N--]]

And so Dreamer died and this blog ended, the end.