No you'd seriously look good pregnant but the issue is who's the baby daddy? Valentino? That damn deer? Or Michael?
If I ever happened to be a parent by some blinding irony of afterlife, it would be either adoption or being a father, getting the other party pregnant.
If I somehow ended up in a body horror story and some kind of a humanoid parasite started growing inside me, I'd get myself injected with anesthesia, carve myself open and get rid of it. End of story.














