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Just going to leave this here

"Aw, looks like I've gotta hug you!"

"Get off!"

"Never." *kisses the side of his head*

Is there an April Fools Day in Hell?

"It's called my birthday."

Lucifer, Vox, look what I found!

"The one I made looks much better!"

I've been meaning to give the shark things to you Vox might as well do it now. Tell which item is your favorite.

"I like the straws! Oh, and that fidget toy! And I'm going to rock those shorts."

"Can't wait to see it."

Why does Hell have a moon anyway? Is that "double hell"?

"That would be Purgatory."

https://www.tumblr.com/browniiesx/806130914966061056?source=share (1000 ducks vs one great white shark, a Lucifer+Vox argument)

"Oh, come on, it's no contest - the great white would obviously win!"

"A thousand ducks. Sorry, but that shark doesn't stand a chance - it's way too outnumbered."

"By ducks. They can't do any substantial damage - the shark will devour them in a few mouthfuls."

"You shouldn't underestimate ducks, you know. They're crafty!"

"Not crafty enough to take on a fucking shark!"

I think Lucifer could rock ivy Valentine's golden snake outfit. Vox & Velvette what are your thoughts. Can the King of Hell slay in this outfit?

"Velvette, Velvette, please make this for him! You can have my credit card for a whole week!"

"Two weeks."

"Deal!"

I’d like to check in please my name is Ramon Carlos Boyer García Sánchez Santa María La Niña Pinta Pacífico Beni.

"Wow, that's a name. Um, yeah, we have plenty of rooms. You can come on over to the hotel and check in."

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