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Jack, I need to talk to you.

Yes?

Jack, can I-. Do you need help with anything today?

I have some sheets that need folding, you can keep me company while I do that if you like.

Do you know what day it is?

It’s the twenty third anniversary of the first time I was seen naked.

I have a favor to ask of you.

What is it?

I'm really mad at you.

Oh, hey gorgeous. What took you so long?

I need you to do something.

What do I need to do?

Oh. Do you know anyone who is good at hiding?

I've never played that game with anyone here. Why?

Are you good at hide and seek?

Not really. People always find me really quickly.

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