#ask:lauren

[becclawtheraven]

Dear Diary

November 2019

Dear Diary, 

I thought today was going to be a complete disaster. You know how History of Magic is both my favorite and least favorite class at the same time, because I think it’s really interesting but everyone else but Zoe hates it, or else uses it as time to stare at Professor Rogers’s bum? I thought things were finally going better since I sit with Zo in that class instead of Kelsey (I love her but Merlin, she needs to stop trying to aim spitballs at the Slytherins, but they’re going to land me in detention someday even though I’m innocent!). But Zoe was sick today, and I thought I was going to be stuck sitting alone in the front row today and everyone would just laugh at me for being a dork with no friends :(

So that brings me to my real story...I think I might have made a new friend today! Well, at least I hope I did, I’ll keep my fingers crossed. I was sitting alone and in the back of the classroom, Isabel Nott and scary Lauren Goyle started laughing at something, and Professor Rogers made them move! I’d never seen him do that before and I don’t know if he was just having a bad day or it was just because we had an open seat for a change, but he told one of them to move and I had my fingers crossed that it would be Isabel, since she seems nicer... but it was Lauren.

Everyone thinks Lauren’s scary because her family were Death Eaters, but I don’t get why. Sitting with her for forty-five minutes has totally changed my opinion of her. She takes good notes, even if she does still look at Professor Rogers’s butt a little too much, and when we were talking about how Egyptian wizards were believed to have been the ones to build the pyramids, we actually ended up having a side-conversation about whether we thought the Egyptian gods were wizards or just myths. It was really interesting, and I hope I’ll get to sit with her again! She’s smart and she even cracked a history joke that made me laugh, and if Zoe’s sick again on Friday and I have to sit with Lauren again... well, I maybe wouldn’t complain O:-)

xoxo,

Becca

SEND ME “DEAR DIARY,” TO READ MY CHARACTERS WOULD-BE JOURNAL ENTRY FROM THE DAY THEY MET YOURS.

[becclawtheraven]

Me apparently as we seem to have shippers

We are a pretty amazing team, Lo, but I can’t believe that you’re now beating my actual boyfriend on this game!

ANONYMOUSLY TELL ME THE KIND OF PERSON YOU THINK I’D FALL IN LOVE WITH.

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i ship it

OTP: Squirt & LoOTP: The Book Fairy and the Were-mermaidOTP: The Grinch and the GrumpstagramOTP: Unexpected FriendOTPs: Booka and Laurthulu 

SEND ME THE PHRASE “I SHIP IT” AND I’LL TELL YOU WHAT OTP TAG I’D USE FOR OUR CHARACTERS

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♫ Your amazing friend Lauren Octavia Goyle - not Lauren

♫ Nothing in this world could ever tear this love apartThey say you gotta take the good with the badI’ll take it on as long as I have you ♫

♫ SEND ME A NAME AND I’LL RESPOND WITH WHAT I THINK OF THEM IN THREE LYRICS OR LESS ♫

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🎃

Since you apparently hate Apple Jack so much, we can’t be My Little Ponies... But how do you feel about being Disgust and Joy from Inside Out?

Send me a 🎃 and I’ll tell you what pair costume our muses would wear to a Halloween party

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All the texts please <3

Send ❤ for a loving text.

[Text to Lo]: I know sometimes I get caught up in talking about how Kelsey’s my sister, and my soulmate, and all of that stuff, but... you know you’re really important to me, right, Lo?[Text to Lo]: When I first met you I never expected us to end up friends since on the outside we seem like total opposites, but I was so wrong, and I’m so glad. You’re one of the best people in the whole world, and I’m keeping you, it’s too late to return me. 

Send ☁ for a hateful text.

[Text to Lo]: Why did you decide I could play the piano? WHY? My fingers hurt so much from practicing all night and they’re so stiff and crampy that I can’t even open a book to read! If you don’t come read to me right now I’m going to hate you forever, and also never let you borrow anymore books for as long as you live. But mostly hate you, at least until I’m not in pain anymore!

Send ♔ for a admiring text.

[Text to Lo]: Did you know that you have really nice hair? I tried to braid mine earlier and it was all thin and wispy, but yours looks so good no matter what you do with it. Next time we have a sleepover I’m definitely playing with your hair as much as is allowable without crossing the line to creepy.

Send ● for a text that wasn’t meant for you.

[Text to Lo]: No, Kelsey, you have to keep her out of the castle for just a few more minutes! The surprise party is almost perfect, but Mia and I are putting on the finishing touches, and you have to keep Lauren out at all costs until we’re done![Text to Lo]: There’s no recovering from sending that to you instead of her, is there, Lo? Another year of ruined surprises :(

Send ♬ for a desperate text.

[Text to Lo]: I know you’re not allowed to see my costume, but I  can’t even zip it up on my own, and I feel like I can’t breathe, and everything’s a disaster, and Mr. Darcy’s going to hate me, and HELP HELP HELP. 

SEND ME A TEXT MESSAGE MEME!

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“If I didn’t believe in you, we wouldn’t have gotten this far.”

“I know, Lo. I know you believe in me, but I just... I can’t walk through that door, I’m not ready to hear Kitty Wilde tell me I have no talent and that all my hard work is just going to amount to nothing. My writing’s like a piece of who I am, and sometimes I just really feel like it’s better to not ever know if I’m any good than to have her make me feel worthless.”

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😡

😡 - What pisses you off?

People who bend the binding on books so far that it breaks, animals who poop on well-traveled paths, movie adaptations that ruin perfectly good books, that my hair fights with smoothing charms, and feeling like I don’t belong.