#ask:max

[incuburnt]

Three things you look for in a lover, Max?

Send Max some questions - Accepting

"Hmm... Three things- I guess the first one is good looks. I'd like someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously... And whose moral compass isn't white and black. That doesn't make me sound too picky, does it?"

[incuburnt]

Hey Max... Did you know that someone has a crush on you?

“Well, considerin’ how much people seem to like arseholes, irish accents and baked goods, I ain’t really surprised. They’ll get over it, it happens every other week-”

[incuburnt]

Chris, Ray, and of course Max: since you’re vetera of endlessdrifter, can you tell us which retired muse each of you likes the most? Maybe even misses having around in the same headspace?

“I doubt anyone remembers her, but there was a time Vanessa was ‘round and her voice was so sweet to listen to...”

“Look, I wouldn’t dare say Aaron is gone, because I know he isn’t, but I miss his pretty face in public places-”

“The bastard doctor, of course. Such a pretty face with such a shitty attitude... He was lovely. Oh Brad, rest in peace.”

[incuburnt]

Max! What are three things that will immediately attract you to someone, physically? And how often do you have one-night stands because of them? You can be honest, no judgements here, handsome

"I do not do one night stands. That’s tacky and lame and shows no respect for yer body whatsoever. That bein’ said, I think brown is best hair color and I do find attractive a nice pair of soulful eyes. Does that answer yer question?"

[incuburnt]

why is everyone JUST NOW admiring Max’s butt? Adonis is eyeing that butt all day every day, but he’ll never say it out loud (or maybe he will >.>)

"... Aiight. Adonis can eye me arse all he wants. He's the exception."

[incuburnt]

♒ Max, could you please describe yourself as a baked good? And explain why you went with that choice.

Send ♒ and a nsfw/sexual question - Accepting

That really makes him think. It’s probably the weirdest question he has ever been asked. He doesn’t even find something sexual in it, so he just... sits and remains in utter silence for a couple of minutes.

“A pie. It’s crusty and multi-layered and is only soft on the inside? This is a stupid question.”

[incuburnt]

Max wouldn't win because he's Irish.

“And I’m also a better baker than those brits. Will ya stop wastin’ me time? I got scones to make.”

[incuburnt]

Someone tall and dark comes into Max's bakery. "Excuse me, can I speak to the owner?"

“Owner’s not here, mate. Either come back later or talk to me.”