Apr 30, 2019
d'ablo is a dick pass it on
“... A dick with L’oreal pubes.”
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d'ablo is a dick pass it on
“... A dick with L’oreal pubes.”
@diviinitas
△ - So, I'm a jock. Well, that's what they say, to be honest, I'm not really sure, labels never worked for me. Mutant too, but I'd rather be known for my title, Lawyer. But man, did you know you gotta learn Latin and shit to be a Lawyer? They are making being an X-Men much better. Anyway, I'd like to take you to a movie date, maybe hold your hand while we go out and maybe even steal a kiss or two during the movie. Would you be interested Oliver?
Send △ and an invasive question - Accepting
How much he doesn’t wanna answer: 3/10
“Wasn’t it best to start like this? Sure. I’m game. I’m, huh... What’s a mutant again? Oh, never mind. I’m- Free on friday if that’s okay?”
△ admit it oliver, you /really/ like d'ablo's hair
Send △ and an invasive question - Accepting
How much he doesn’t wanna answer: 1/10
“... It’s not that bad. But since it’s the only thing I’ve found that actually gets to him, I use it. But personally I prefer men with shorter hair.”
kinda shipping chris with oliver rn
“What? But he’s so young!”
“... You’re only 3 years older than me, I swear to god...”
Handcuff me huh? Tsk, tsk officer, it's rude to skip right to the handcuffs. No lead up at all or anything, that's no fun.
#Asks4Oliver - Accepting
“What do you mean no lead up? You’ve totally bee- Wait. WAIT. Are you flirting with- do you have a-? Oh, crap. Uhm. So- you’re gonna behave and save me the trouble of the handcuffs, right?”
"Mock you? No, simply offering a word of warning. And if I'm gonna learn the sexual quirks of anyone, it's going to be someone I'm with, not just for kicks."
“Well, isn’t that kind of the fun of these kind of games? Exposing yourself to others and have others exposed to you... I think it’s fun. Plus, I’m always a fan of proper topics of conversation, not just the weather and the superbowl and, you know, shallow stuff.”
How many squats you do to get perfect booty of yours?
“Wha--”
“Stop looking at my butt, man!”
"Of course, hermosa. The most serious of the seriousness." He nods a few times agreeing with the blond, expression turning into that of no nonsense look. Of course it fails quite badly by the way those soft brown eyes danced alight with laughter. Despite his own words, he pulls him even closer, a hand drifting up to cup Olivers cheek and stroke it gently with his thumb.
There was little to no fight left in him at this point. Diego was such a smooth talker that Oliver found it impossible to keep up the charade. So, maybe he had puppy eyes and he couldn’t help it, but what was he supposed to do? If the puppy eyes had gotten him the attention of this stud, well, it was impossible to complain.
“Good. I’m gonna win the award to the most serious cop ever. Just you wait,” he stated, leaning into the touch and sighing in contentment. This right here was his happy place.