#ask-adventure-core

[cavejohnsonaperturedroid]

askchibiturret, airbenderedacted, jumpsuitedmonster, badmanturret, andyouwerelikenoway, moron-with-a-device, ask-adventure-core, killingmeishard, littlecarolineisinheretoo, fassassin have come to Aperture Science.

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Aperture Science. Where we make the impossible happen daily. If you're here for investment opportunities, please see the receptionist to your left. If you're here for testing, follow the blue line and make sure that you've got your paperwork filled out. This includes your address, your bank account number, emergency contacts, and your last will and testament. 

((OOC note: Sorry it's taken me so long to recognize some of you. I hope that you'll forgive me.))

[definitelynottheadventuresphere]

I think you mean, the best Adventure Sphere is right HERE. Where I am. Son you couldn't punch a wall half as good as this Rick.

Punching a wall does nothing that explosives can't do better. Neither of those are as good as a proper adventure, which a lesser Adventure Sphere like that probably has never actually been on. Playing make believe doesn't count.

[bluewheatfields]

Have a good time in space, Blue? While you were busy up there every wall in the world became alive and I had to punch them all. I waved at you, but I think you were blinded by my black belt in wall-punching.

Nngh, not a conversation topic, thanks. Wait— what? E-every wall in the world.. Oh c’mon! Who, who would believe that! There isn’t even a black belt in- well, actually.. No, okay, there probably is a black belt in that but I’m still not falling for it.