#ask-alterra-corp

[ask-alterra-corp]

( You got the propulsion cannon tech from us, didn’t you? )

( First a Black Mesa spy got the schematics, now you lot (probably) reverse engineering the tech from one of their plagiarized products.. )

( We really need to implement better security checks. )

Wh- Uhh, to be honest, dude, some black mesa folks offered us money n a propulsion cannon prototype blueprint to never do deals with Aperture. this has a high chance to get me fired and maybe killed but uhhh.. heh... Our security kinda knocked them down and took the cannon. We used the money to buy it off of them. Being a space megacorporation has it's perks. Mainly, we have GIANT FUCKING SHIPS WITH GIANT FUCKING CANNONS ON THEM. Meaning black mesa got scared shitless and backed down. though i hear they still have a couple prototypes or whatever.

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sorry about that reblog one of us has a personal vendetta against the company and we thought it would be decent to post

ah..? hold on, I can't see it in the reblogsss,,, Hmm i don't know. Uhh it's finee i meann. Alterra's not really.. We don't care much about people who hate us.

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Dear alterra corporation, i have a minor question for your team, I've been using my tadpole quite often lately to explore deep areas, should i be worried if while exploring my transport starts flaring red lights?

Ah. Flashing red lights on a tadpole submarine usually mean implode imminent or hull damage is high due to you going to deeper areas than your Tadpole can handle. We reccomend using upgrades on it to make it's crushdepth lower Higher? Lower. Or is it higher?? I don't know. Use upgrades to make it, and you, turn into a pancake deeper underwater than currently.

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Alterra pro endo? cool

I love alterra.

may I have a fun fact?

Of course. We support anyone (except some other corporations.) Fun Fact. One of our researchers on 4546B, in the- the frozen area. Sector zero. Once slipped on the ice and accidentally dislodged an entire base.

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why are you like this

We are.. unsure of what you mean by this, valued customer.