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Max and Neil and MaxNeil appreciation post for @ask-autistic-max Hope you love it!

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I will love and support the shit outta you

IM CRY TYSM

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Hey, Harrison! I found what I'm gonna wear for the wedding thingy!

Nice! Show me

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Hey! Don't touch my friend she did nothing wrong!

She will.

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Her name is Buttons!

What a cute name for a cute pubby!!!

I love her.

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Rank everyone in camp from favorite to least favorite

Now THIS is a question!

Well, obviously Comet is at the very top. That goes without saying.

Gwen is actually fairly high on the list, on the grounds that while she does act a lot like David in regards to what she’ll do if I hurt the kids, I also enjoy our movie marathons. Also she’s introduced me to plenty of modern media and things I wasn’t exposed to growing up, and it’s been...overall kind of fun. Not that I’d consider us pals, but I know it’s going to be a good day when David announces that the rest of the camp is going on a hike and Gwen and I have to stay behind.

I’d say next is...let’s say Nerris, Harrison and Preston. Again, I don’t really LIKE any of them, but I don’t DISLIKE them either. They’ve all been fairly neutral to me since my return. Sure, there’s some venom in the way they treat me, but I’d call them passable.

Further down are Ered, Nurf and Dolph. I wouldn’t say I STRONGLY hate any of them, but between Ered using me as a test dummy for her stunts, Nurf using me as a punching bag and/or knife sharpener, and Dolph’s...everything, I’d label them all as...irritating annoyances.

Near the bottom of the list are Nikki, David, and Neil, descending in that order. Nikki is actually the most tolerable of the trio of troublemakers, but the fact that she hangs out with the two people I hate the most at this camp puts her far lower on this list than she probably should be. Then again, she IS a miniature David (only maybe a little more disgusting), so perhaps she’s right where she should be.

And I shouldn’t have to explain my feelings towards David or Neil. Honestly, I half-expected NEIL to be the least troublesome out of his friend group, but he tests my patience just as often as the Bottom of the Barrel Pick himself.

And finally...Max. Again, I shouldn’t have to explain my feelings about the little hellspawn himself. He’s been a pain-in-the-ass ever since I first arrived at this camp, his little sauna stunt left me legally dead for two minutes, and as a result I was forced to rethink everything I had learned since birth. My religion, my way of life...it was all gone. Because of HIM.

To say that I hate him is the understatement of the century, and I look forward to the day where I’ll finally get this ankle bracelet off because the first thing I’m going to do is track him down and end him in the slowest and most painful manner possible.

Oh, and I guess I should also mention the Quartermaster and platypus. I don’t really understand either of them, so I just do my best to avoid them as often as I can. QM is easy, but that platypus always seems to appear out of nowhere. Makes me wonder if this really IS Hell and if she’s some kind of devil creature.

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Out of all these dimensions, I think your one of the most swell Daniels :D