Abracadabra!

Hi!  I'm Harrison, I'm 11 and I decided to make this blog as a way to pass the time!  And it technically counts as a camp activity.  Feel free to ask anything about me, my life, my friends, Camp Campbell or magic- especially magic.  ((RP blog for Harrison from Camp Camp.  OC and multiples of characters welcome!  Follows from ijustdontliketheoldone))

[yourfavehatesautismspeaks]

Max from Camp Camp is autistic and hates Autism Speaks!

Requested anonymously, autistic HC added by Mod Lia!

Mod Lia would also like all of you to know that while yes, Max does pretty much hate everything, he hates Autism Speaks the most.

[Image Description: Two images set to the background of a flag with three stripes; the upper and lower stripes are both light red, the middle stripe is a darker red. The first image is of Max from Camp Camp, a young boy with dark hair and a blue hoodie sweatshirt. He is glaring with his hands in his pockets. The second image has the Autism Speaks logo crossed out with a ‘no’ sign. End Description.]

[the-self-proclaimed-prince]

“Shit I Overheard at my Law Firm” Sentence Starters

“Just read this fucker and take it to court.”

“Tone down your depositions, A-hole.” 

“He may be a buffoon and a fool, but by God he was innocent.”

*grumble grumble* “Sexist bastards.” 

“I don’t want to come into work without teeth!”

“That asshole better stop fucking with my client or else I’m gonna…”

“There are only two pears left. I’m naming them Adam and Eve.”

“Organic seaweed? What the hell is organic seaweed?”

“You asking me fishing?… fuck YES I’m there!”

“When the weather gets hot, I just step out on my back porch and pour water over my head for an hour or two. Works every time.”

“He is an artist. Use of Comic Sans in legal documents is his creative outlet.”

“Throw some Wingdings on that shit.”

“What does a person have to do to get a fucking cob salad around here?” 

“I’m trying to decide if I should go insane and body-pump or go home and sleep.”

“You can’t just ring a bell, un-ring it, and then ring it again.”

“We lost. We lost big time. But it’s okay. I’m good. It’s cool. I’ve got whiskey. I’m good.”

*applying lipstick to go to the gym* “What kind of a crazy woman wears lipstick to the gym??”

“Are you going to shut up and FISH today?” 

“Do you know of any pet friendly cafes? I’m meeting an attorney tomorrow and he’ll have his non-service hunting dog along. Don’t ask why.”

“Publicly, I agree. Personally, I think it’s chickenshit.”

“Keto diet? Is that like for chemo? Ohmygod do you have cancer?!??”

“I don’t have a circle on mine. Where’s my circle?”

“Don’t judge my printouts. Paper is a renewable resource.”

“The stapler has been compromised.” 

“You know that one case? The one with the person from the company whose doing some crazy stuff?”

“I wasn’t fishing. I was lawyer-ing. Much less exciting.”

“For a priest, he’s kind of an asshole.”

“Brownies and bourbon? Sounds like my kinda party!”

“I got a bottle of whiskey calling my name so I may not be back here tomorrow morning or ever.”

[askthemagickid]

“Happy birthday, Bro!”

“Thanks Sky!”

[askthemagickid]

"Happy birthday and happy Halloween, son!!" ~ dad (optimistic-camp-man)

“One more year until I’m a teenager!”

[askthemagickid]

"Hey Harrison!! I have good news!!" ~ optimistic-camp-man

What is it? 

@optimistic-camp-man

[lake-lilac-experiment]

moodboard of David being Harrison's fricking dad, dude

Umm??? Hells yes? Thanks for the request! :D

[optimistic-camp-man]

@askthemagickid

[askthemagickid]

Mark, why did you ask the octopus thing to say hi to Harrison?

M: he needed to know I was okay.

[campcamptabiisays]

Would you guys rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

[askthemagickid]

The duck-sized horses. All I’d need is a chair to stand on and a pushbroom.

[askthemagickid]

Rather than ask Mark a direct question, I kind of just want to ... know what he's like?

((You’ll see...

[askthemagickid]

The Return

Harrison had been in his tent all day. Usually, he’d come out and, if not socialize, at least get something to eat. But today something was different. He was sure of it.

He stood up from his cot and held up his cape to the side and sighed deeply. You can do this. You know you can do this.

“Abracadabra.”

With a flourish of his cape and a poof of smoke, he wasn’t alone. He stared in awe, only half believing.

The boy on the floor stood up, slightly wobbly on his feet, and looked down at Harrison. “What the...”

Without thinking, Harrison launched himself on top of the other boy, giving him a bone crushing hug and sobbing, barely able to form words, unable to express his happiness.

Harrison wasn’t a monster. Everything would be okay. He was okay.

His brother was home.

((Harrison’s brother/Mark is now open for questions))

[askthemagickid]

From the tent, there was a cough, and then a cheer.

A few white rabbits hopped away, and Harrison grinned.

He was ready.

[deactivated-blog]

Send “One body, two souls” to see what I think the fusion of our muses would be like

[optimistic-camp-man]

Harrison hopped up to the new person and held out a hand. “Hi. Good to see a new face, assuming you’re not here for murder or anything like that. You’re not, right?” It wasn’t a risk he was willing to take. -askthemagickid

Sapphire shook the boy's hand, a nervous look on her face. "I may not remember much, not I know I'm not a murderer." She replied, "...are there a lot of murderers around here?"

[askthemagickid]

“Not... anymore. I think.” He shook her hand. “What are you doing here? Are you gonna be a counselor? Because you’ll need to talk to David for that.”

[anxietyproblem]

[daddynietzsche]

throwback to that time in my existentialism class where the professor asked ‘who thinks hell is other people’ and half the class slowly and meekly put their hand up

then the prof was like ‘…i mean who originally said it’

[askthemagickid]

@jaded-cynical

[thedailypositivityblog]

Dad problems. via /r/MadeMeSmile

Click here and follow to get more daily positivity on your dash!

[askthemagickid]

@optimistic-camp-man

[askthemagickid]

You have a new sibling!

“Riiiiight. I’m sure if I did, David would tell me, not some anon.”

@optimistic-camp-man