#ask-bobthedemon

[artsbysmarty]

A belated bday present drawn by @ask-bobthedemon! Thank you so much ;w;

[adisgracetomyrace-blog]

“I can barely read. Hell, I don’t even know what a car is! And even I can tell he did it.

Also aren’t you supposed to know everything and be super smart? Like, you’re a hu- ....You’re at least the size of a human.

I’m not-

This is very backwards here.”

@ask-vampire-francis

[ask-ladylotus]

Mun: Well here we go... ))Bobbert stood in the heart of the sidewalk far more confused than he normally was. Doused in his glamour, he looked positively human. He raised an eyebrow and looked about the quaint, at least in comparison to the grandeur he was used to, street and town he had found himself in. Spices filled his nostrils and fresh cooking people milling about already coming to crowd the streets about him. (1/2)

“What, is it a custom in your country to be rude to women!?”

[ask-vampire-francis]

Bob: Francis, mon ami, I do not wish to do this however my mun has put me up to it less I have my chocolate removed from me until the days of the festival at the end of the month. *Clears his throat and takes a deep breath* Your fashion sense is horribly obsolete. The patterns and materials you have used to create your ensemble is so horrendously tacky that even I the devil himself find it appalling. There is a whole array you could have used to create a fabulous and beautiful article (1/2)

[francis-of-the-opera-blog]

@ask-bobthedemon hope I did him justice! Also subject to hand drawing practice so sorry XD

@missameliajones gave her an alternate outfit to fit the blog’s time period hope you don’t mind~!

@ask-jersey-isle Randy your hair was being a fucking pain tonight to no floofy hair, I’m breaking out the damn hair gel!

*P.S ask-jersey-isle is my BBF so I am allowed to do this XD*

[ask--frau-deutschland]

(Um I hope you dont mind this) Bob: Lotte I know this an inopportune time to speak, but perhaps you would like some assistance in getting your husband to leave you alone? I do know my wife employs the same means for me.

“I--

I don’t want him to leave me alone! Him leaving me alone is the problem--!!

(sighs) I don’t know...”

[ask-demonic-administration]

mun: Fair enough, can you at least drop some breadcrumbs then? (Sorry if I sent this twice my tumblr messed up)

//Awwwww man I’ve been droppin hints from DAY ONE my dude! You’ve just got to go lookin. I’ve also dropped hints in the drabbles I wrote on Gil’s blog

[ask-demonic-administration]

mun: why is being related to the previous such a touchy subject? Also, who was the previous king? Who is the current king?

//Well I cant just tell you, that would be no fun.