#ask-gallows-callibrator

[forgottenhsfacts]

Yo wheres the page where karkat talks about how the mother grub mixes ALL troll slime to make the baby grubs thus making all trolls tecnically related and incestual though karkat said its nbd. i need a source to shut down all the "cest" haters

Here. Karkat calls the notion of incest absurd

[uraniumumbra]

Terezi and kankri for the meme come @ me nerd

:3c 

Which one sexts like a straight white boy?

TEREZI: 1M4G1N3 MY TONGU3 4LL OV3R YOUR 4SS >:] KANKRI: That's a6s9lutely disgusting. 

Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?

KANKRI: It was sad! TEREZI: YOU W3R3 SOBB1NG L1K3 4 L1TTL3 W1GGL3R KANKRI: I was d9ing n9 such thing. A stray tear here and there, may6e, 6ut I was n9t s966ing.

Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?

KANKRI: 9h my G9d (9r 9ther unspecified deity 9f y9ur ch99sing), what happened? TEREZI: 1 DUNNO TEREZI: 4LL 1 D1D W4S PUT SOM3TH1NG 1N TH3 M1CROW4V3 TEREZI: 4ND 1T C4UGHT ON F1R3! KANKRI: ... KANKRI: Did y9u f9rget t9 take the f9rk 9ut again? TEREZI: ... TEREZI: SH1T

Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?

TEREZI: K4NKR1 TEREZI: K4NKR1!! TEREZI: STOP CRY1NG, HOW W4S 1 SUPPOS3D TO KNOW YOU D1DN'T L1K3 TO B3 TOUCH3D?? TEREZI: OH MY FUCK1NG GOD

Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?

KANKRI: Ah! KANKRI: Y9ur feet are freezing. TEREZI: 4ND YOUR B4CK 1S W4RMTEREZI: 1 DON’T G3T TH3 PROBL3M H3R3 

Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?

TEREZI: YOU'V3 B33N W4TCH1NG C4TF1SH FOR HOURS 1T'S SOOOO BOOOOR1NG KANKRI: N9, it's n9t. KANKRI: It's an interesting s9cial c9mmentary 9n h9w the an9nymity 9f the Internet and the 9nline dating scene 9verlap and cause pr96lems in pe9ple's relati9nships. TEREZI: 4 G1RL C4TF1SH3D H3R COUS1N C4US3 H3 C4LL3D H3R 4 F4T4SS K3LLY PR1C3 THR33 Y34RS 4GO KANKRI: ... KANKRI: My p9int still stands.

Who laughs more during sex?

TEREZI: H3H3H3KANKRI: What is it? TEREZI: H4H4H4!!KANKRI: Am I d9ing s9mething wr9ng--TEREZI: H3H3H3H3H3KANKRI: Terezi!

WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?

KANKRI: My arm is asleep. TEREZI: SHUT UP, TH1S 1S SUPPOS3D TO B3 FUN KANKRI: It is. KANKRI: My arm is still asleep, th9ugh. TEREZI: >:|

[paperseverywhere]

yO HI ok you don't know me buy I saw your gemstuck and your terezi and i sorta fell in love with it. Wooouuullldd you terribly mind if I cosplayed that? Do you have like a detailed front / back / colorscheme kinda reference pic? im so sorry its just so precious gosh golly

Oh my gosh??!?!? That would be so neat, aaaaaahhhhhhh! I’m doing work right now but I’ll make sure to post a color scheme reference sometime this week!

[chunkecheeks]

ask-gallows-callibrator replied to your post: I need to draw more karezi I am l a c ...

Draw them drinking hot cocoa and getting coolwhip all over their lips and then idk theyre just happy and smiling sweating shitty sweaters they got eachother because theyre cheesy as fuck

Holy shit holy shit that would be so cute I'mma do that tomorrow if I can omg 

[tomyo]

There are some really cool people outside of my friends who mutually follow me and it just makes me go

Thank you. Thank you so much.

[askacarcinogeneticist]

ask-gallows-callibrator said: K4RK4T, DO R3M3MB3R TH4T YOU H4V3 W34PONS FOR D3F3NC3 1F YOU N33D TH3M. US3 YOUR TH1NK P4N! B3S1D3S, W3 H4V3 4LL B33N 1N MUCH WORS3 S1TU4T1ONS TH4N TH4T B3FOR3, COM3 ON. DONT B3 4 WUSS MR.KN1GHT. >:] IMPS AND BLACK KINGS ARE NOT WORST SITUATIONS. I WOULD STOP BEING A WUSS IF MY WEAPONS ACTUALLY WORKED, BUT THANKS, TEREZI, REALLY I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE TIME MY SANITY IS FUCKING PRESENT—

[poinko]

ask-gallows-callibrator reblogged your post and added:

What the fuck is this post doing

confusing the hell out of everyone, apparently 

[light--reef]

ask-gallows-callibrator replied to your post: anonymous said:You post up a shit...

DO NOT SOACE THEM OUT AT ALL PLEASE I LOVE ALL YOUR ART HELL POST MORE ITS ALL SO CUTE

THANK U FRIEND. I WILL DOODLE SPAM MORE JUST 4 U.ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ