#ask-general-zod

[ask-general-zod]

Have you ever considered the possibility of time travel?

The concept has crossed my mind once or twice, and suffice to say if the science was ever proven to be possible I would most certainly take advantage of it. For what, I know not. But it would probably come in handy for something.

Nonetheless, I’d hardly call it a high priority of mine. Least of all right now.

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"It's really cold here." A little bird girl had somehow gotten in.

[[Just a reminder to all RPers and question-askers that Zod is not currently at the fortress of solitude. A good thing to keep in mind is all.]]

[ask-general-zod]

Well... I might have at one point considered the possibility of joining Terl's army...

You did what?

Minion: *trembles*

Of all the low-down, double crossing…

Hear me, all of you! Nobody here is joining Turl under any circumstances! He doesn’t rule your planet! I do! Do well for your own sakes to remember that!

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My lord, it seems that General Terl is forming an army of his own. Shall we interfere or do you wish to take care of this nuisance on your own?

Oh, Turl has an army now? Well, goodness me, that is serious! Why, we better do something before his cunning wit and forces take us all over!

Please.

The day that Psyclown actually manages to affect my rule negatively through intention will be the day I truly am not fit to rule squat. So that’s how much you need to worry, dear Houstonians. Turl has an army…phuh. Who would even want to join him anyway?

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hey how you doing lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear~.

*sprays an anon*

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See, *a disembodied voice says next to your ear,* Anon powers are awesome! I’ll see you latter Zod but will you see me? *The voice disappears.*

Wha…

Okay, that does it! You guys seriously need to spray for anons! I did back at the fortress, it worked wonders!

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How would you vaporize me? You don’t have heat vision. Besides you might have super speed but you’ll never find me unless I let you. I could just use me anon powers and I’d be untraceable. *Suddenly she disappears before your very eyes*

…

What just happened??

[ask-general-zod]

I guess you just have to hope no industrious anon decides to tell Mechakara the truth. :)

*pfft!* You don’t have to worry about that, Houstonian. Mechakara has learned not to listen to you.