#ask-ghazghkull

[ask-ghazghkull-da-waagh-prophet]

[ask-ghazghkull-da-waagh-prophet]

IF YA EVVA NEED PROOF OF ORK SUPERIORITY DEN 'AV A LOOK AT DIS - DA UMIES IZ COPYING OUR GEAR

[ask-ghazghkull-da-waagh-prophet]

[ask-ghazghkull-da-waagh-prophet]

So have you actually read the Warhammer novels because Ghazghkull doesn't talk like this, his speech patterns are very distinct from other Orks.

DIS IZ DA WEBSITE WIF DA GURL EMPRAH AN' DA GURL PRIMARKS. WE HAZ FUN ERE.

(Lol I don't care, I'm having fun)

[ask-ghazghkull-da-waagh-prophet]

OI BOZZ

OIZ PAINTID DIZ ERE GUBBIN DAT LOOKZ LOIK YOUZ

OIM NOT YET SATIZFIED WIFF MAKKARI AND YER MEGANOB BODYGUARDZ, BUT OIZ CAN SHOW YA LAYTUR IF YOUZ IN-TUR-IZTID

I'Z A VERY LATE BUT IN-TUR-IZTID WAAGH PROPHET FER SURE, DATS A ZOGGIN GOOD PAINTJOB

[ask-ghazghkull-da-waagh-prophet]

*throws a slice of cheese at your face*

*is stone-faced as the cheese slides down his face*

ZOGGIN WOT?

[ask-ghazghkull-da-waagh-prophet]

A gun that shoots guns. Ill give you a.minute to pull it over

IZ SURE DAT KAPTIN BADRUKK WOULD AGREE WIF ME ON DIS WUN BUT ITZ JUST NOT FEEZIBLE.

IF YA HAV A SHOOTA DAT CAN SHOOT UVVA SHOOTAZ DEN ANY TIME YA MISS YOU GIVEZ YER OPPONENT FREE DAKKA. AN IF YA GIV YER OPPONENT FREE DAKKA, DEN DATS LESS MOTIVASHUN FER DEM TO GO "AAH DEY SHOOTIN ME I BETTA GET UP CLOSE SO DEY STOP SHOOTIN ME" AN' DEN YA HIT EM WIF DA CHOPPA.

AN IF YOUZ THINKIN "WELL WHY NOT HAVE A SHOOTA DAT SHOOTS CHOPPAS" WELL WE DID TRY DAT AN NOBODY LIKED IT.

> DA GROTS HATED HAVIN TA CARRY A MILLION CHOPPAS EVERYWHERE

> DA MEKS HAD TO USE WAY MORE METAL FER CHOPPA-GUNS WHICH MEANZ LESS FER FINGS LIKE TELLYPORTAS, MORKANAUTS, GORKANAUTS AN STOMPAS

> DA BOYZ KEPT NICKIN ALL DA CHOPPAS DAT DA UVVA BOYS WOZ USIN AS WEAPONS TO USE AS AMMO CHOPPAS

> DA FLASH GITS HAD TO TUNE UP DERE CHOPPASHOOTAS TA MAKE DEM FIRE FASTA BUT IT WASNT ENOUGH DAKKA AN MOST OF EM HURT DERE BACKS IN DA PROCESS

> DAT MADE DA PAINBOYZ ANGRY BECAUSE DEY SPENT ALL DERE TIME FIXIN FLASH GIT BACK PAIN AND IF YOU HEARD DA FINGS GROTSNIK SAID E'D RATHER DO DEN YOUD NEVER SLEEP AGAIN

[ask-ghazghkull-da-waagh-prophet]

I know youz iz not the boy himself who asks an' answers the question IZ IT ORKY but I gots ta ask what youz would do if youz found the planet of Inklingz and Octolingz. They krump each other for sport - and to muddle humie words, they don't die when theys is killed! They also live on power of color, but it doezn't have the same meaningz.

NOW I'Z GUNNA HAVE DAT SONG STUCK IN ME NOGGIN. DA WUN ABOUT YER A SQUIG NOW YER A GIT NOW.

*headbutts nearest bulkhead*

DATZ BETTER, I FINK.

(I didn't headbutt the wall IRL but I had that "you're a squid now you're a kid now" song stuck in my head for ages when I first read this ask)