#ask-lambda

[ask-bootleg-sgrub]

gA: Eyewearr, collarred drress, even garrterrs.

gA: I must say, of all the trrolls I have had the pleasurre of meeting, you arre among the best drressed of them all.

aG: Rīght, būt nōbōdy cān bēāt hōw Ī lōōk, rīght Mōōshā?

gA: Thatch, yourr aesthetic has potential if you would actually wash yourrself once in a while. It is hinderred grreatly by yourr incessant need to not bathe.

aG: ī’M TŌŌ BŪSY TŌ TĀKĒ Ā BĀTH, THĒRĒ ĀRĒ ĀDVĒNTŪRĒS TŌ GŌ ŌN.

gA: I believe that my mostly-filled quadrrants arre an example of what prroperr bathing can do forr a trroll.

((Art of @ask-lambda‘s troll, Lambda! She’s an absolute cutie who dresses super cool and I had to draw her with my resident fashion critic Moosha. Also, I saw that she was very small to I had to draw her with one of my very talls. Anyway, I hope you enjoy!))

[the-most-wonderfulest-thing]

How I probλbly doomed myself.

I sit staring at my screen. My brain is extremely sleep-deprived.

I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna make a new ask blog. I decide.

But on what?, I wonder. People have done hundreds of types already.

Then, my sluggish brain decides on an Idea. MY RP OC! BRILLIANT IDEA!

 And so, this is the story of how http://ask-lambda.tumblr.com/ was formed.