#ask-ravio-stuff

[thatgirlwiththecleaver]

Shit we did the night @ask-ravio-stuff and @ask-ravios-lil-sis arrived home and the following day. It’s Krissy’s birthday so what better way to celebrate than being with friends and all that dumb shit. 

[odioussubconscious]

(Have some pre-shit tier Erebus drawings in relation to the RP we’re having that I sure as hell didn’t draw. Thanks @ask-ravio-stuff)

[odioussubconscious]

Turning Heads

@ask-ravio-stuff

Staring just beyond the window of the library, Obsidian couldn’t help but notice that these past few days there had been a large gathering of crows just outside the castle gate. Things had changed since they arrived. Things changed way too fast. Typically there was a handful of brave idiots who would attempt to fight of Rapture and her drunken posse. Of course they were not much of a problem, but now they didn’t really bother arriving. Some days they would simply turn the other way. Even paragon members were repulsed by whatever was on the other side of the castle walls. 

This was hardly any fun. Things were getting too easy.

And boring. Very boring.

“Erebus,” he called out in a low voice, eyes fixated on the front gates. “Have you been calling these– Oh gods above how pathetic…" 

The dark placed a hand over his forehead and groaned in annoyance as he watched the other barely hold its shape. While it vaguely resembled the prince, it dribbled sludge all over the floor and made a mess wherever it went. It could barely speak, and judging by the heavy wheezing it let out, chances are the organs that held the abomination against nature together hardly functioned. T his was embarrassing to watch. It was the equivalent of watching a child puke all over the floor. Except at least a child knew when to stop. How could a dark, and one of royal descent, turn out to be so shameful to simply stand next to? He had such high expectations after hearing what Rapture had told him about Link. The boy seemed so full of potential. Perhaps the woman was simply talking out of her ass. She seemed to be good at doing that. 

“You know what?” Obsidian muttered, waving a hand as he tried to soothe his throbbing headache. “I’ll assume you’re simply too dense to figure out what time it is, let alone summon the crows. How about you redeem yourself and bring the red haired cow in here.”

Obsidian stared outside in solemn silence and began to question if perhaps he should have done this himself. Sure, it was fun at first. But it was like watching a firework. The spark was gone as soon as it was lit. He hardly enjoyed watching the queen’s death, especially after waiting so many years to strike. The twins had disappeared as well. To where? Who the hell knew at this rate. To make matters worse the useless king had escaped the castle thanks to help from the council. The only source of amusement at this rate was the prince and a handful of other captives in the cells below. 

Obsidian’s thoughts were interrupted by the sound of wheezing. Was that imbecile still standing there? Obsidian balled his fists and slammed it on a nearby table, leaving a sizable dent in it. 

“What are you standing around like a brain dead fool for!? For Lorin’s sake can’t you take a simple order or do I have to do everything for you!? At least show me you weren’t a complete waste of time to make and get the bitch in the room before I decide to take out my frustration on something more disposable instead!” 

Erebus flinched in surprise, taking a few clumsy steps back as he sank down a bit. He held shaky hands in front of him before slipping into the shadows. Obsidian sighed, shaking his head before looking to his hand. He glanced back to the door, the corner of his mouth twitching slightly.

“And bring her in here by the leash if you need to,” he called out. “The bitch bites.”

[thatgirlwiththecleaver]

(Krissy and I talked about Lorin for a while now and we agreed that he would be less an image of perfection and divinity and more the drunk dad who’s ashamed of his kids and hopes they never try to call him. He’s at least good with kids I guess when he wants to be. Eshal seems to like him. Art by @ask-ravio-stuff as usual. Go support the artist.)

[thatgirlwiththecleaver]

(Lesson of the day: Don’t play triforce heroes with me if you’re prone to gamer rage. I will intentionally chuck you off the ledge or generally be an asshole.)

[thatgirlwiththecleaver]

Make way for the Ice Queen! No seriously she has a gun. Anyways it’s Raven Durrand, master thief and (hopefully) future grand couturier. I can’t get enough of this redesign. Seriously, nobody has done it 100% right like this. Thanks to @ask-ravio-stuff for drawing this. Go check them out!

[thatgirlwiththecleaver]

Lifelong Mistake

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Mutant green eyes practically glowed in the shadows of the alley of the castle town. She waited patiently for the king’s arrival, certain that he would take his usual route to the pub. Citizens went by without much mind, hurrying to their homes as the nightlife practically drifted past the others in a half awake daze.  Roxy hadn’t really bothered to make much contact with Ravio due to all of the strange incidents that had occurred in her country, although she sent the occasional letter letting him know she wasn’t dead in a gutter or in jail somewhere. It wasn’t that she wanted to avoid him, of course that nerd would always be someone she trusted. The issue wasn’t him, but rather her. Certain baggage she had desperately tried to cover up was beginning to rear its head. She knew she had to come clean eventually, but there was a lingering fear that maybe, just maybe, he wouldn’t fully understand and his empathy would run short. The possibility was small, but it existed, and that was enough to send her into panic at the mere thought of it all.

Her head perked up in attention when Roxy faintly heard a distant chirp followed by the familiar worn out yet jolly voice. The traveler was quick to move, stepping out of the alley as she moved to her pocket and withdrew a flask. Her heart was racing, as if she would cough it up from sheer anxiety. She reached up to Ravio once she was close enough and gave him a pat on the shoulder, followed by a poke on Sheerow’s back. She tried to smile, but it was hard to. It simply came off tired and worn out no matter how much effort she put into it. So instead of making things awkward, she lifted her flask to eye level. “You go to the same bar just about every day. Don’t you ever get tired of it? I wanna try something different, like not making a spectacle of ourselves when we get smashed in public or listen to Raptor or the elder’s word poison. Just you and me talking about life in private. I broke out the good stuff today too, so don’t you dare say no.” Roxy handed the king her flask, stopping in her tracks before beckoning him to come closer. “And I swear if you get drunk this time of all times I’m just going to leave you wherever you end up.”

[monarch-of-lorule]

Name: Selia(not putting my real name for obvious reasons)

Height: 4′11″

Favorite bands: Eeehhhh, I don’t really have one. I like too much music.

Meaning of url: I’m sure that’s pretty obvious-

Last thing you googled: Synonyms for the word slowly when I was typing my reply to mine and ask-ravio-stuff’s RP. xD;

Birthday: August 9th

Gender: Female

Sexual orientation: Bisexual

One place that makes me happy: I dunno..home?

What I’m wearing right now: Blue-jean shorts, and an aqua colored tank-top

Last book I read: Uhhh... Hyrule Historia I think..

Last thing I said to a friend: I told Krissy(ask-ravio-stuff) that I’d try her salt water remedy for canker sores

Favorite beverage: Dr. Pepper(caffeinated) Milk(non-caffeinated)

Favorite food: Probably Spaghetti

Last movie I watched: Brother Bear 2. It was SUPER CUTE~ <3

Dream vacation: Either Japan, so I can see Nintendo or Florida, so I can FINALLY meet my girlfriend face-to-face.

Dream wedding: I’m not exactly sure.. I just want it to be cute and romantic

Dream pets: A horse. I’ve always wanted to learn how to ride one ;w;

Dream job: Working at Nintendo Umm..I don’t know if I have one tbh.. I just want to be able to support myself

Random fact: I am Hildavio and Zelink shipping trash~ <3

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