Just On The Other Side Of A Door Swung Open Wide

Indie / Nonfandom / Semi-Selective/ OC and Multiverse Friendly/ Mostly Skype RPs In a universe far, far away, someone forgot to pack toilet paper, another dropped their flashlight in the river, and there's no more BBQ chips to share as they argue over opinions. Time ticks on as faces old and new pass, and how this dysfunctional family manages without killing eachother is beyond anyone.

[thatgirlwiththecleaver]

Stop taking our excellent taste in humor for granite. It's not very gneiss!

“Your taste in humor is painful at bes--”

“Hey!”

[thatgirlwiththecleaver]

“We keep getting these because of you. I hope you realize this.”

“I know! Isn’t it great?”

[thatgirlwiththecleaver]

Lucas, this is a bit of an odd question, but out of curiosity: Were there monasteries or convents in your homeworld, and if so, was joining them a lifetime proposition or could people quit?

“There were. As for the terms of joining them, it depended on what you were doing. Once you joined, though, it was expected that you never left. Otherwise you would be deemed a failure in your craft. Usually more dedicated magic wielders joined to sharpen their abilities and connect with the world around them. Or well... that is how they described it. It made little sense to me.”

“For certain people in my district, you were expected to be a part of them since the day you were born. My mom was one of those people, but she became extremely powerful as a result. I was expected to go in after her, but... Magic isn’t really my strong suit. And as I’ve said before, poor health only made things more complicated.”

[thatgirlwiththecleaver]

Is there anything from your homes you guys miss?

“Something from our homes, huh...?”

“Truth be told, I never got to go out and explore very often due to poor health at the time. I was only nine when I left, as well. So I can’t think of anything particularly interesting or amusing...”

“But I did have a family, my first one. We never really got to say goodbye, looking back on it.”

“A lot of us left our homes because we had to. Sometimes the constant switch in worlds can be jarring, like a more surreal culture shock. We had to leave behind everything, physically and emotionally. Our families and friends, our religion, our culture... Some of us take it better than others, but we’d be lying if we didn’t say sometimes we missed certain aspects of who we used to be.”

[thatgirlwiththecleaver]

Hey, how much do drained batteries cost? Nothing! They're free of charge!

“Haha...”

“Wait, no! Stop it!”

“I heard you laugh~! I heard you laugh~! I heard you laugh~!”

“You did not!”

[thatgirlwiththecleaver]

“I know the day is over, but if you’re feeling left out of Mother’s Day for personal reasons, just remember...”

“Somewhere in this crazy universe there’s a mom that loves you like her own!”

“You’re just saying that for the flowers and chocolates are you?”

“Come on, I wouldn’t exploit people like that.”

“Mom.”

“... Okay maybe just a little...”

“But I do mean what I say!”

[ask-ravios-lil-sis]

Who has the dirtier mind: You or Lucas?

“…LUCAS? ??” And off she goes trying to avoid the question by fleeing.

[thatgirlwiththecleaver]

“What kind of question is--?”

“R-Rydia, please wait! Don’t leave me with this!”

He stopped and turned back to the anon, forcing a laugh to ease the growing anxiety.

“Ah... Erm... This isn’t quite something you should ask minors. And that is something between us alone. So...”

“Quit sending my girlfriend these messages.”

[askraviostuff]

"Grandpa, grandpa!" Eshal beamed, running up to Ravio with a colorful box in her hands. "My big brother went to a real far away country for work and he got me a present. It's got lots of candy and chocolate and cookies inside and you can build a house with it! Can we play together? With everyone? Please?"

“Heck yes I do!! I didn’t even know you could build houses out of candy!”

[thatgirlwiththecleaver]

Hey, wanna know what the best place is to find viral videos? FluTube!

“Flu... Tube?”

“That’s not even close!”

[thatgirlwiththecleaver]

Hey Roxy, here's a variant on an old rhyme you might enjoy: "Hickory dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one... and the others escaped without any injury."

“AAAAAAH WHY WOULD YOU KILL A POOR LITTLE MOUSE WHAT DID IT DO TO YOU!?”

[thatgirlwiththecleaver]

HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT I FOUND

(source: https://en.shindanmaker.com/592132, 6 Dec 2016)

“The thought of having an ego so bloated I believe I’m a god is vomit educing...”

[thatgirlwiththecleaver]

“Ah! Those are amazing! Where can I find those? Do they like to be held!?”

“Don’t you dare bring that into the apartment!”

[thatgirlwiththecleaver]

Kind of a mun question, kind of a muse question: Of Lucas and Rydia, who do you think would be more embarrassed if they got a love letter? (Assuming the love letter is from the other one)

“Lucas would totally run to his room and cry.”

“You know that’s not true.”

“But I guess speaking for the both of them, it depends on what’s said. I notice Lucas tends to be a bit shy with intimate feelings while Rydia gets overly emotional. I’d say... it’s a tie?”

“And what have you been staring at to come to that conclusion.”

“A mom just knows.”

[askraviostuff]

"Grandpa, grandpa!" Eshal beamed, running up to Ravio with a colorful box in her hands. "My big brother went to a real far away country for work and he got me a present. It's got lots of candy and chocolate and cookies inside and you can build a house with it! Can we play together? With everyone? Please?"

“Heck yes I do!! I didn’t even know you could build houses out of candy!”

[thatgirlwiththecleaver]

(@askraviostuff​ drew this and now I wanna scream she made her look so cute. Bonus Dadvio in the background not knowing what to do to stop her from crying. She says she wants ice cream but he doesn’t know what that is.)

[frogmentarii]

1-15-17

@thatgirlwiththecleaver

Late, but here is your Christmas gift!

MURRY CHRISTMAS, HARR HARR, and thanks again for the cookies. I may or may not have hid them from the fam once we were getting down to the last few >>

[thatgirlwiththecleaver]

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[cxrruptedhxpe-deactivated201702]

  “You shouldn’t be here at all.”

[thatgirlwiththecleaver]

“How about ya put yer lips on the dirtiest part of my anus and learn to respect yer elders!” A drunken voice shouted as a giant man pointed a clawed finger at the child. Letting out a short, irritated huff, he glanced back down to the person standing before him. “Or are ya telling me these are sacred grounds of sorts? I dunno about all y’all, but it reeks of the kind’v dirt ya find in graveyards all the way out here.”