#ask-sassy-sam

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

YOUR BROTHERS ARE THE WORST

luckily to make up for michael and the others we have those like 3 sisters who are okay

[asksassygabriel]

so r u going to be my valentine or what

Wait shit what year is it.

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

i was gonna ask u to be my valentine but

i waNNA BE UR VALENTINE ILL MAKE YOU A CARD AND BUY YOU ROSES AND TREAT YOU LIKE THE DARLING YOU ARE

[asksassygabriel]

ive decided im spending all the rest of the money i have on a camera crew so they can video tape my entire life and i'm gonna be famous

sam stone ladies and gentlemen

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

yES *grabs and sMOoches*

*cliNGs to and kisses*

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

yeah that was v smooth im impressed. why dont you just heal yourself for your nipples

not even angel magic can heal nipple wounds now let us do the mouth battle

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

wow

you're surprised by how smooth i am aren't you

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

do u srsly not have nipples

will the state of my nipples affect weather or not we make out?