#asksassysam

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

yES *grabs and sMOoches*

*cliNGs to and kisses*

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

yeah that was v smooth im impressed. why dont you just heal yourself for your nipples

not even angel magic can heal nipple wounds now let us do the mouth battle

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

wow

you're surprised by how smooth i am aren't you

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

do u srsly not have nipples

will the state of my nipples affect weather or not we make out?

[ask-sassy-michael]

whenever someone says to me how cool Sam is, I'm just gonna flash this before their eyes

[jerksonackles]

About three things I was absolutely positive: First, Barack was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn't know how dominant that part might be-that thirsted for government. And third, he was unconditionally and irrevocably the President of the United States.

[ask-sassy-michael]

ok why are you and adam even fighting like how does that even work it sounds ver inconvenient

siddown son, lemme tell you a war story. So once upon a time after the pineapple child thing, another pineapple pops up and this fugly bitch’s name is piney, who then starts freckling adam which is weird cuz we’re in the same bod and you can bet ur ass it’s inconvenient, tropical fruit isn’t my kink. im not saying it’s bondage but it isn’t not

[ask-sassy-michael]

pls don't punch Sam in the Baloney Pony, 'cus I rly don't want to touch that

look the other way bb, it needs to be done.

I mean, um ew