Weenie Angel

my name is samandriel, my brothers are the worst

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

so r u a lawyer, cus i searched up wieners and found a law firm so there was that

yes i am a lawyer and ur guilty of being DUMBhahaha too bad im not a doctor bc ur gonna need someone to check out that BURN

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

wiener and wiener sounds like my kinda show

[sridevi]

[officialwhitegirls]

going on omegle

[buttcramps]

[housefull]

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

The best time to wear a striped weiner is all the time

all the time is wiener time

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

dont worry bby u weren't born in a toilet because at that point in time, i haven't invented one yet

SUCK MY CELESTIAL DICK I WASNT BORN IN A SHITTER

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

stripes r rly in right now, u go gurl, work dat weenie

what do u meanstripes r always instripes r forever

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

When you were being born dad thought he was taking a shit and long story short you were born in a toilet

did it hurt when u fell into the toilet bc ur a piece of shit xxx

[ask-sassy-sam-deactivated201412]

[heavy breathing] i WANT TO PUT MY LIPS ON UR HOO DIDDLY

samandriel we’ve tALKED ABOUT THIS

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME DAD DAMNIT

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

YOUR BROTHERS ARE THE WORST

luckily to make up for michael and the others we have those like 3 sisters who are okay

[ask-sassy-sam-deactivated201412]

HAHA YEAH ANNA WAS SO COOL THE WAY SHE TRIED TO KILL ME AND ALL, AH THOSE WERE THE GOOD DAYS

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

*sweats* INIAS?????? IDK I DONT THINK HE TRIED TO KILL YOU????

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

Hey featherbutt, did we ever actually escape stagman? what if we got eaten and we just haven't realised? FeAThERbuTT ArE We STiLL ALIVE???

i dont know anymore buddy

[ask--sassy--adam-blog]

is that supposed to make me feel better, because it’s not making me feel better

[random-sweetpotato]

if ur dead can i have ur stuff?

[ask--sassy--adam-blog]

i would say no, but i don’t have to because the wiener man burnt it all

[random-sweetpotato]

wat so u don’t have a house or anything?

[ask--sassy--adam-blog]

all i have left is my clothes and one of featherbutt’s leg that i stole from that pool locker

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

thATS FRICked up u deserve to have all ur things burnt u creepy leg stealer

[ask--sassy--adam-blog]

I saved it from rotting with Mikey’s collection of ur body parts, u should be thanking me

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

im not sure whats more disgusting michael having a collection of my body parts or u using one as a cuddle buddy

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

Hey featherbutt, did we ever actually escape stagman? what if we got eaten and we just haven't realised? FeAThERbuTT ArE We STiLL ALIVE???

i dont know anymore buddy

[ask--sassy--adam-blog]

is that supposed to make me feel better, because it’s not making me feel better

[random-sweetpotato]

if ur dead can i have ur stuff?

[ask--sassy--adam-blog]

i would say no, but i don’t have to because the wiener man burnt it all

[random-sweetpotato]

wat so u don’t have a house or anything?

[ask--sassy--adam-blog]

all i have left is my clothes and one of featherbutt’s leg that i stole from that pool locker

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

thATS FRICked up u deserve to have all ur things burnt u creepy leg stealer

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

YOUR BROTHERS ARE THE WORST

luckily to make up for michael and the others we have those like 3 sisters who are okay

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

HEY BRO IM IN UR ASKHOLE AGAIN WINKWINK AM I TALKING ABOUT INCEST OR YOUR ASK BOX YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WANNA FUCK

ur so romantic michael

[ask-sassy-michael]

is that a yes

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

how 2 romance ur brother, a book by michael fartface

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

we're friends right? can u use your angel mojo to make the pain go away

of course pal, i will deffo help u buddy, friend, amigo, compadre, chum, babe, honey, darling, sugarplum

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

Hey featherbutt, did we ever actually escape stagman? what if we got eaten and we just haven't realised? FeAThERbuTT ArE We STiLL ALIVE???

i dont know anymore buddy