#ask-shelob

[ask-smeagol]

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Yesssss. yessssss!

[ask-lindir-blog]

Oh, yes; you told me that I could give you a little taste of my stinger! In your stomach, if memory serves.

Ohh, did I? Yes... yes, I seem to remember now. You told me it was fuzzy and warm.

[ask-lindir-blog]

Do you not remember what you asked of me last night?

I am afraid not.... Erestor's pain reliever has relieved many things, included my memory. Remind me, if you would be so kind!

[ask-lindir-blog]

Is Erestor still there? Would you like me to come over?

No, he has passed onto doing other things that needs to be taken care of. But Lady Shelob, I thought you were in Mirkwood?

[ask-amras]

Will you let me eat you yet?

Not yet, friend spider, for I have unfinished business to attend to with Ambarussa.

[ask-lindir-blog]

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...It seems we talk an awful lot, Erestor.

[ask-lindir-blog]

Lindiirrr ~ would you like me to visit you, little Elf?

Ooooooh yes! That would be wonderful! We could drink some tea, or, you could drink some blood because you probably do not like tea, do you? And then I could drink tea and we could have a good time together. I have not seen you since you left Rivendell, and I barely saw you when you were here *frowns*

[ask-amras]

ask-shelob replied to your post: Hmmm… I like the way you think, little Elf.

“Yet”, you say. So there *is* a chance you would like me to consume you!

....Darn. I meant "ever", Shelob. Sorry for confusing you. There is no chance that I would like you to consume me, for I am not into such things. And Ambarussa would be very sad if that happened.