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PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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My precious… © Gollum ;)

The precious!!! THE PRECIOUS HAS BEEN MOVING!

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The Soviet Hobbit, 1976

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Day 3 A character who looks like you.

Smeagol. My Precious. Hahahaha! No, I don’t look like Smeagol, I just couldn’t think of a character that looks like me. XD

Gollum: We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!

Smeagol: No. Not master!

Gollum: Yes, precious, false! They will cheat you, hurt you, LIE.

Smeagol: Master is our friend!

Gollum: You don't have any friends; nobody likes you!

Smeagol: I'm not listening... I'm not listening...

Gollum: You're a liar and a thief.

Smeagol: No!

Gollum: /Murderer/.

Smeagol: Go away!

Gollum: "Go away?" *laughs*

Smeagol: *crying* I hate you, I hate you.

Gollum: Where would you be without me, gollum, gollum? I saved us! It was me! We survived because of me!

Smeagol: *stops crying* Not anymore.

Gollum: What did you say?

Smeagol: Master looks after us now. We don't need you anymore.

Gollum: What?

Smeagol: Leave now, and never come back!

Gollum: No!

Smeagol: Leave now, and never come back!

Gollum: *screams in frustration*

Smeagol: LEAVE! NOW! AND NEVER COME BACK!

Gollum: ...

Smeagol: *looks around* We told him to go away... and away he goes, Precious! Gone, gone, gone! Smeagol is free!!

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Smeagol, dear, do you know what happened to the precious?

The precious is gone. Master mades it go away. :(

We knows that it still exists, though. Yesssss. Yessss. We knows that it is still here. We can feels it. We can finds the precious again.

If you could eat any elf of your choosing, which would it be and why? Also, do you like sushi?

Nasty yellow-head elf. Nasty, nasty, nasty, stinking elf. He wants us to be captured. He wants us to be in Mirkwood. We don'ts like no stinking trees and woods. No, precious. We don'ts like his stinking bow and his stinking father king. Nasty, elf. Nasty.

Catch a fish so juicy SWEEEEEEET! What is your favourite type of fish smeagol? And are you eating one whilst you are reading this by any chance?

Types? Types?....we don'ts know types of fishies, precious. We wants what we can get, and we gets whats we wants. (: